Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(10) 20
We Play Like Girls				Athletic bau bau
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 12117 13, 39 Player Name 12118 26 Player Name 12103 51 Player Name 12116 76 Player Name 12110 88		Marcus Absent 3, 17, 21, 34, 38, 47, 60, 69, 73, 77, 81, 85 Bart Ender 8 (pen) Bill Ding 12, 25, 43, 52 Ed Ible 29, 89 Kenny Dewitt 64

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	4 2 4
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	20
10	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 12102		51
2	P.Name 12103	(90)	54
3	P.Name 12106		48
4	P.Name 12107		56
5	P.Name 12111		50
6	P.Name 12113		0
7	P.Name 12116		58
8	P.Name 12117		53
9	P.Name 12118		50
10	P.Name 12110		68
11	P.Name 12114		45
12	P.Name 12112		0
13	P.Name 12104		0
14	P.Name 12101		0
15	P.Name 12115		0
16	P.Name 12109		0

1	B.Ender		80
2	A.Thetires		76
3	H.Annsaw		77
4	V.Crow	(90)	80
5	A.Hugnkiss		73
6	K.Dewitt		79
7	E.Whatarmy		79
8	E.Ible		62
9	F.Furter		68
10	B.Ding		92
11	M.Absent		94
12	F.Furter		0
13	C.Arm		0
14	U.Daway		0
15	W.Deer		0
16	H.Annsaw		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Marcus Absent	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
8 mins	Bart Ender	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins	Bill Ding	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
13 mins	Player Name 12117	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
17 mins	Marcus Absent	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
21 mins	Marcus Absent	with a spectacular bicycle kick
25 mins	Bill Ding	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	Player Name 12118	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
29 mins	Ed Ible	from a throw in
34 mins	Marcus Absent	with a strike from the left wing
38 mins	Marcus Absent	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
39 mins	Player Name 12117	with a strike from the left wing
43 mins	Bill Ding	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Marcus Absent	with a great volley from 10 yards out
51 mins	Player Name 12103	with a lovely move from the right wing
52 mins	Bill Ding	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
56 mins	Bart Ender	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Marcus Absent	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
63 mins	Player Name 12118	scuffed a penalty
64 mins	Kenny Dewitt	from a goal kick
69 mins	Marcus Absent	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
73 mins	Marcus Absent	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
76 mins	Player Name 12116	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
77 mins	Marcus Absent	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
81 mins	Marcus Absent	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
85 mins	Marcus Absent	with a brave flying header
88 mins	Player Name 12110	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
89 mins	Ed Ible	from the dressing room
90 mins	Player Name 12103	Interfering with an opponent
90 mins	Val Crow	Shirt pulling

Match Report

On this kind of form Athletic bau bau are beginning to look unstoppable. We Play Like Girls would add that most of their shots were too which might account for the incredible 20 - 6 scoreline.
Gabriele G.'s decision to have his team concentrate on their Jogging, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
Manager Oluwasegun Emmanuel was left with an up hill struggle today with 3 players missing. After today's result they're not going to be popular if they show for training on Tuesday night.
We Play Like Girls's keeper, Player Name 12102, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
With two teams locking horns with a tactical mirror of each other's Passing style, Athletic bau bau claimed all three points with simply superior play.
Athletic bau bau's Gabriele G. experiment with the 4 2 4 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I told the lads, I said to them I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish," said a clearly delighted Gabriele G. after the game. "In terms of the Richter scale this result was a force 8 gale."
We Play Like Girls are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

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Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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