Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(5) 11
Crackovia				Kings Bridge Dynamoes
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Nick Ovtime 22, 62, 80		Dan Druff 6 (pen), 62 (pen) Carl Arm 14, 69, 78 Ben Crobbery 23 Robin Meeblind 31 Justin Case 39, 54, 85 Val Crow 47

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
50	Possession	50
12	Shots	11
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Credible		66
2	J.Credible	(59)	61
3	J.Strap		66
4	C.Needzit		79
5	R.Meeblind		72
6	T.Burr		51
7	L.Stooth		66
8	S.Pull		75
9	N.Ovtime		89
10	W.Melon		57
11	L.Sirr		69
12	J.Credible		0
13	B.Ding		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	J.Credible		0
16	D.Lect		0

1	D.Druff		90
2	O.Whackew		75
3	B.Crobbery		88
4	B.Cherry		44
5	V.Lay	(50)	61
6	X.Money		44
7	C.Arm		59
8	R.Meeblind		68
9	L.Sirr		46
10	V.Crow		89
11	J.Case		91
12	L.Lyde		0
13	R.Cranium		0
14	D.Lect		0
15	S.Cola		0
16	M.DeLawn		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Dan Druff	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	Carl Arm	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
22 mins	Nick Ovtime	from a goal kick
23 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
31 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a lovely move from the right wing
39 mins	Justin Case	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
41 mins	Justin Credible	blasted a penalty into row z
47 mins	Val Crow	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
50 mins	Val Lay	No apparent reason
54 mins	Justin Case	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
59 mins	Justin Credible	Time wasting
62 mins	Nick Ovtime	from a corner
62 mins	Dan Druff	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Carl Arm	with a strike from the left wing
78 mins	Carl Arm	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
80 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a lovely move from the right wing
85 mins	Justin Case	with a belter from the halfway line

Match Report

Crackovia conceded 11 in 90 minutes for this 11 - 3 hammering against Kings Bridge Dynamoes. Quite a feat when you think about it.
What a tactician Kings Bridge Dynamoes manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were David Bresnahan would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Crackovia's Bill Ding missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
Butterfingers? After watching Crackovia's goalie Justin Credible you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
With all the stature of a small, limp cock Crackovia's counter attacking style was found lacking against and could not penetrate Kings Bridge Dynamoes's defensive style.
The reckless actions of Sam Pull cost his Crackovia a goal when Dan Druff converted from the spot.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Crackovia boss nestor reina. "But we didn't."
There's often a fine line between footballing dreams and nightmares. Kings Bridge Dynamoes made sure there was no confusion here.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Snowy

Frozen Pitch