Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(4) 10
Queensway Comrades				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Len DeHand 8, 17, 25, 33, 66, 83 Vlad Tire 50 Justin Case 58, 75		Tim Burr 5 (og) Player Name 12117 13, 47 Player Name 12113 22, 55 Player Name 12102 39 (pen) Player Name 12116 64, 87 Player Name 12106 72 Player Name 12110 81

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	3 6 1
33	Possession	67
10	Shots	19
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	8
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Well		63
2	T.Burr		66
3	R.Cranium		72
4	H.deMann		71
5	L.Tarred		51
6	L.Nover		48
7	J.Case	(57)	71
8	V.Tire		71
9	S.Pitt		65
10	K.Opener		45
11	L.DeHand		48
12	E.Jewcation		0
13	A.Tricity		0
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	U.Daway		0
16	H.Seek		0

1	P.Name 12102		50
2	P.Name 12103		53
3	P.Name 12106		47
4	P.Name 12107		55
5	P.Name 12111		49
6	P.Name 12113		55
7	P.Name 12116		57
8	P.Name 12117		54
9	P.Name 12118		51
10	P.Name 12110	(57)	67
11	P.Name 12114		45
12	P.Name 12112		0
13	P.Name 12104		0
14	P.Name 12101		0
15	P.Name 12115		0
16	P.Name 12109		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Tim Burr	with an own goal
8 mins	Len DeHand	from the dressing room
13 mins	Player Name 12117	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
17 mins	Len DeHand	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
22 mins	Player Name 12113	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
25 mins	Len DeHand	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
30 mins	Player Name 12102	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins	Len DeHand	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
39 mins	Player Name 12102	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Midas Well	scuffed a penalty
47 mins	Player Name 12117	with a great volley from 10 yards out
50 mins	Vlad Tire	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
55 mins	Player Name 12113	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
57 mins	Player Name 12110	Foul and abusive language
57 mins	Justin Case	Foul and abusive language
58 mins	Justin Case	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
64 mins	Player Name 12116	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
66 mins	Len DeHand	with a great solo effort
72 mins	Player Name 12106	with a powerful header into the top corner
75 mins	Justin Case	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
81 mins	Player Name 12110	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
83 mins	Len DeHand	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
87 mins	Player Name 12116	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post

Match Report

Like a couple of kids scrapping round the back of the shops after school, nothing could separate these two teams tonight. Not, that is, until Player Name 12116's winner for We Play Like Girls.
Anton Smith must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Queensway Comrades off training will help.
Player Name 12115 missed the match because he lost his car keys and couldn't be arsed to walk to the pitch.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Tim Burr stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. We Play Like Girls could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
With more passes than backstage at an Oasis gig, the strong midfield of We Play Like Girls dominated this game, and cut the long ball tactics of Queensway Comrades apart.
Player Name 12110 and Justin Case had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Queensway Comrades look about as convinving playing in the 1 8 1 formation as they would if boss Anton Smith sent them out in dresses.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Queensway Comrades boss Anton Smith. "But we didn't."
And so the harshest of critics are struggling for words other than lucky to sum up this win. It's proving tricky because lucky is what We Play Like Girls are.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Soft Pitch