Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(1) 3
Tipton Strikers				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 12107 5 (og) Kent Cook 10, 28, 38, 43, 61, 77 Xavier Money 16, 82 Adam Meway 21, 71, 88 Sam Manilla 33, 55 Winnie Bago 49 Mike Rohsopht 66		Player Name 12110 33, 49 Player Name 12118 83

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	3 6 1
66	Possession	34
17	Shots	9
6	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Frapples		86
2	J.Case		79
3	X.Money		85
4	B.Tagg		73
5	M.Rohsopht		78
6	P.Zaria	(90)	68
7	W.Bago		88
8	A.Meway		88
9	D.Buratto		61
10	K.Cook		77
11	S.Manilla		78
12	A.Sapple		0
13	A.Hassle		0
14	E.Roids		0
15	S.Manilla		0
16	A.Gator		0

1	P.Name 12102		50
2	P.Name 12103		53
3	P.Name 12106		47
4	P.Name 12107		55
5	P.Name 12111		49
6	P.Name 12113		55
7	P.Name 12116		56
8	P.Name 12117		50
9	P.Name 12118		51
10	P.Name 12110	(90)	67
11	P.Name 12114		0
12	P.Name 12112		0
13	P.Name 12104		0
14	P.Name 12101		0
15	P.Name 12115		0
16	P.Name 12109		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 12107	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
10 mins	Kent Cook	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
16 mins	Xavier Money	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
17 mins	Player Name 12102	scuffed a penalty
21 mins	Adam Meway	from a goal kick
28 mins	Kent Cook	with a great volley from 10 yards out
33 mins	Sam Manilla	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
33 mins	Player Name 12110	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
38 mins	Kent Cook	with a dink right on the goal line
43 mins	Kent Cook	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
49 mins	Winnie Bago	with a header from the penalty area
49 mins	Player Name 12110	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
55 mins	Sam Manilla	from a corner
61 mins	Kent Cook	with a thunderous shot from distance
66 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
66 mins	Player Name 12102	blasted a penalty into row z
71 mins	Adam Meway	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
77 mins	Kent Cook	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
82 mins	Xavier Money	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
83 mins	Player Name 12118	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
88 mins	Adam Meway	with a lovely move from the right wing
90 mins	Pete Zaria	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	Player Name 12110	Head butting

Match Report

There were some important lessons that We Play Like Girls's manager Oluwasegun Emmanuel should take from their crushing 16 - 3 defeat at the hands of Tipton Strikers. . . like don't bother.
When Tipton Strikers's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
With the amount of possession Tipton Strikers saw it's a wonder the score was only 16 - 3.
The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Player Name 12102 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Tipton Strikers's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Tipton Strikers look about as convinving playing in the 2 3 2 1 2 formation as they would if boss Sean ONeill sent them out in dresses.
If you put on a show as poor as this in the West End, the audience would vote with their feet. We Play Like Girls need to knuckle down or face the consequences this season.
So what are We Play Like Girls made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

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