Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(1) 2
Queensway Comrades				BUK Fc
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Stu Pitt 6, 40, 47, 85 Al Kaseltzer 15, 77 Vlad Tire 23, 69 Justin Case 31, 54		Abe Rudder 40 Harrison Fire 82

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	3 5 2
66	Possession	34
20	Shots	5
6	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	M.Well		74
2	K.Opener		80
3	T.Burr		85
4	A.Tricity		83
5	E.Jewcation	(65)	74
6	A.Kaseltzer		76
7	R.Cranium		81
8	L.Tarred		86
9	J.Case		87
10	S.Pitt		91
11	V.Tire		80
12	H.deMann		0
13	U.Daway		0
14	R.Sance		0
15	L.DeHand		0
16	H.Seek		0

1	A.Meway		78
2	L.DeHand		44
3	A.Luminum		45
4	L.Sirr		74
5	B.Weiser		73
6	B.Tagg		81
7	J.Nasium		65
8	V.Crow		60
9	A.Rudder		59
10	H.Fire		72
11	J.Strap	(60)	45
12	H.Seek		0
13	A.Meway		0
14	W.Bago		0
15	A.Hassle		0
16	T.Vision		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Stu Pitt	with a lovely move from the right wing
15 mins	Al Kaseltzer	from a goal kick
23 mins	Vlad Tire	from the dressing room
31 mins	Justin Case	with a flick on
40 mins	Stu Pitt	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
40 mins	Abe Rudder	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
47 mins	Stu Pitt	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
54 mins	Justin Case	with a flick on
60 mins	Jacques Strap	Spitting
61 mins	Midas Well	blasted a penalty into row z
65 mins	Ed Jewcation	Repeated diving
69 mins	Vlad Tire	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
77 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
82 mins	Harrison Fire	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
85 mins	Stu Pitt	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

Queensway Comrades dazzled with an humiliating 10 - 2 beating. BUK Fc looked little more than rabbits caught in headlights.
With little sign of organisation from manager bukunola ladele, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Queensway Comrades won every loose ball going. They'd have even won it in a raffle no matter how many tickets you sold.
Queensway Comrades hot shot Stu Pitt chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 4 goals.
BUK Fc's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Most of Queensway Comrades clearly thought 4 1 2 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The thing about this game," offered boss bukunola ladele, "is even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried. Judging by that performance, we brought our own spades."
So what went wrong for BUK Fc? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Rainy

Muddy Pitch