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MATCH REPORT
Mon, 25 Nov 2024 (Day: 46/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Mon, 4 Nov 2024
 
(1) 4 - (6) 10
We Play Like Girls   FireHawx
Division Pos:16
  Division Pos:1
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 12116 32, 66, 82
Player Name 12118 49  
Aaron Thetires 5, 34, 42, 63
Wilma Leggrowbach 13, 20, 28, 78, 85
Hugh deMann 48  
 
Match Statistics
3 6 1Formation4 1 2 3
38Possession62
10Shots15
9Fouls6
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
3Offsides5
PassingStylePassing
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 1210250
2P.Name 1210353
3P.Name 1210647
4P.Name 12107 (60)55
5P.Name 1211149
6P.Name 1211355
7P.Name 1211657
8P.Name 1211750
9P.Name 1211850
10P.Name 1211067
11P.Name 1211445
12P.Name 121120
13P.Name 121040
14P.Name 121010
15P.Name 121150
16P.Name 121090
1A.Structible72
2D.Pipes82
3T.Vision84
4A.Thetires81
5J.Atrics (62)68
6A.Gator71
7C.Arm54
8D.Sore48
9H.deMann79
10A.Thetires86
11W.Leggrowbach93
12L.Stooth0
13E.Dover0
14M.Well0
15J.King0
16A.Structible0
 
Time   Person Description
 5 minsAaron Thetiresfrom a throw in
 13 minsWilma Leggrowbachfrom a free kick
 16 minsPlayer Name 12102blasted a penalty into row z
 20 minsWilma Leggrowbachwith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 28 minsWilma Leggrowbachafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 32 minsPlayer Name 12116with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 34 minsAaron Thetireswith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 42 minsAaron Thetireswith a belter from the halfway line
 48 minsHugh deMannwith a great solo effort
 49 minsPlayer Name 12118with the hand of God
 56 minsAndy Structibleblasted a penalty into row z
 60 minsPlayer Name 12107Shirt pulling
 62 minsJerry AtricsScrapping
 63 minsAaron Thetireswith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 66 minsPlayer Name 12116with a lucky rebound off the keeper
 70 minsAndy Structibleblasted a penalty into row z
 78 minsWilma Leggrowbachfrom the dressing room
 82 minsPlayer Name 12116after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 85 minsWilma Leggrowbachwith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 
 
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Match Report
On their day, We Play Like Girls are one of those sides who can get a result. This day wasn't it. Wasn't even nearly it as their lack of almost everything got what it deserved. A 10 - 4 drubbing from FireHawx.
If Oluwasegun Emmanuel is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
Player Name 12115 missed the game because he clean forgot he'd promised to pick his girlfriend up from the airport. He considered playing the first 45 minutes, but thought better of it.
With a performance like this, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 12102 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Don't ask We Play Like Girls's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
We Play Like Girls's Oluwasegun Emmanuel experiment with the 3 6 1 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," FireHawx boss robert hendry claimed following the win.
An unsurprising result perhaps. If We Play Like Girls continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
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Hard Pitch
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