Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 9
Athletic bau bau				Crackovia
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Frank Furter 18, 39 Val Crow 62 Ed Ible 83		Sam Pull 10, 38, 45, 54, 71 Jacques Strap 20 Lou Stooth 29 Justin Credible 80 (pen) Amanda Hugnkiss 88

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
55	Possession	45
15	Shots	9
6	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Ender		74
2	A.Thetires		71
3	V.Crow		83
4	A.Hugnkiss		69
5	K.Dewitt		77
6	F.Furter		67
7	E.Whatarmy		74
8	E.Ible		63
9	B.Ding		60
10	M.Absent		69
11	F.Furter	(90)	79
12	C.Arm		0
13	T.Urchips		0
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	D.Pipes		0
16	S.Cola		0

1	J.Credible		81
2	B.Ding		77
3	J.Credible		81
4	F.Furter		66
5	D.Lect		73
6	L.Lyde		70
7	C.Needzit		86
8	J.Strap	(90)	87
9	A.Hugnkiss		88
10	L.Stooth		79
11	S.Pull		83
12	R.Banks		0
13	B.Frapples		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	J.Credible		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Sam Pull	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
18 mins	Frank Furter	with a brave flying header
20 mins	Jacques Strap	with a great chip from the left wing
29 mins	Lou Stooth	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins	Sam Pull	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
39 mins	Frank Furter	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
45 mins	Sam Pull	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
54 mins	Sam Pull	from the dressing room
62 mins	Val Crow	with a brave flying header
63 mins	Justin Credible	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Sam Pull	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
80 mins	Justin Credible	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Ed Ible	with a belter from the halfway line
88 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a great solo effort
90 mins	Frank Furter	High kicking
90 mins	Jacques Strap	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

This most resounding of results found Crackovia easily seeing off any threat that Athletic bau bau might have posed with a very comfortable 9 - 4 win.
The team's performance is credit to the Crackovia manager nestor reina and his decision to send his team Curry night.
Dwayne Pipes was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Athletic bau bau's goalie Bart Ender to keep goldfish.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. Athletic bau bau's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Crackovia's nestor reina is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 3 2 1 2 formation.
The Crackovia players were overheard enthusing about their bosses man management skills after this win: "He gives the players a shoulder to talk to."
To keep up the lame horse metaphor, Crackovia took the points at a gallop. Athletic bau bau just looked like a lame horse.

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Buster Jones Junior

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