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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 23 Nov 2024 (Day: 44/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 14 Nov 2024
 
(9) 15 - (4) 7
BUK Fc   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:11
  Division Pos:16
 
Goal Scorers
Adam Meway 6
Abe Rudder 10, 20, 25, 40, 55, 65, 87
Huang Annsaw 15, 30
Carl Arm 35 (pen), 81
Brice Tagg 45 (pen), 70
Val Crow 50 (pen)  
Player Name 12118 11
Player Name 12106 21
Len DeHand 32 (og)
Player Name 12110 42, 54, 64
Player Name 12117 86  
 
Match Statistics
3 5 2Formation3 6 1
56Possession44
17Shots12
7Fouls8
0Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
3Offsides3
Use WingsStylePassing
AttackingInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionPansy
AstrosBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1W.Bago81
2L.DeHand44
3J.Strap46
4A.Meway84
5C.Arm89
6B.Tagg87
7B.Weiser69
8J.Nasium78
9V.Crow62
10H.Annsaw63
11A.Rudder84
12L.Sirr0
13A.Hassle0
14A.Meway0
15H.Seek0
16T.Vision0
1P.Name 1210249
2P.Name 12103 (90)52
3P.Name 1210646
4P.Name 1210754
5P.Name 121110
6P.Name 1211354
7P.Name 121160
8P.Name 1211752
9P.Name 1211850
10P.Name 1211066
11P.Name 12114 (90)59
12P.Name 12112 (90)50
13P.Name 121040
14P.Name 121010
15P.Name 121150
16P.Name 121090
 
Time   Person Description
 6 minsAdam Mewaywith a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 10 minsAbe Rudderwith a dink right on the goal line
 11 minsPlayer Name 12118after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 15 minsHuang Annsawwith a dink right on the goal line
 20 minsAbe Rudderwith pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 21 minsPlayer Name 12106from a throw in
 25 minsAbe Rudderfrom a free kick
 30 minsHuang Annsawwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 32 minsLen DeHandwith an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
 35 minsCarl Armafter ref awarded a penalty
 40 minsAbe Rudderwith a great chip from the left wing
 42 minsPlayer Name 12110with the hand of God
 45 minsBrice Taggafter ref awarded a penalty
 50 minsVal Crowafter ref awarded a penalty
 54 minsPlayer Name 12110with a belter from his own half
 55 minsAbe Rudderwith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 60 minsAbe Rudderscuffed a penalty
 64 minsPlayer Name 12110with a thunderous shot from distance
 65 minsAbe Rudderwith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 70 minsBrice Taggfrom a throw in
 75 minsPlayer Name 12102scuffed a penalty
 76 minsCarl Armblasted a penalty into row z
 81 minsCarl Armfrom a throw in
 86 minsPlayer Name 12117with a strike from the left wing
 87 minsAbe Rudderwith a great solo effort
 90 minsPlayer Name 12114A mild concussion
 90 minsPlayer Name 12103No apparent reason
 
 
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Match Report
So We Play Like Girls draw a blank, once again failing to take important points from a game. They're going to have to start picking up points from somewhere if they're to avoid the drop.
If Oluwasegun Emmanuel is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
Not even leaving blanks on the team sheet could scupper BUK Fc's chances. They still recorded a victory with 1 players absent without leave.
Where did We Play Like Girls get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
When BUK Fc's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
BUK Fc look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 formation as they would if boss bukunola ladele sent them out in dresses.
"If the manager doesn't get our ship back on the rails, he's going to find himself in deep water," an irate We Play Like Girls fan told the local paper after this defeat.
BUK Fc should be ashamed of themselves. Beating We Play Like Girls 15 - 7 was a bit like mugging a granny for her pension. Both are equally defenceless.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Cecil Dingberry
 
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