Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(9) 18
We Play Like Girls				Kings Bridge Dynamoes
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 12117 16 Player Name 12118 59, 74		Val Crow 4, 8, 22, 35, 57, 61, 88 Justin Case 13, 18, 52, 74, 82 Carl Arm 26 Val Lay 30, 44, 78 Player Name 12107 48 (og) Kenny Dewitt 65

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
40	Possession	60
11	Shots	18
8	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 12102	0
2	P.Name 12103	52
3	P.Name 12106	46
4	P.Name 12107	54
5	P.Name 12111	48
6	P.Name 12113	54
7	P.Name 12116	51
8	P.Name 12117	50
9	P.Name 12118	50
10	P.Name 12110	66
11	P.Name 12114	45
12	P.Name 12112	0
13	P.Name 12104	0
14	P.Name 12101	0
15	P.Name 12115	0
16	P.Name 12109	0

1	D.Druff	89
2	O.Whackew	82
3	B.Weiser	76
4	V.Lay	49
5	X.Money	44
6	R.Meeblind	65
7	L.Lyde	79
8	N.Ovtime	70
9	C.Arm	47
10	J.Case	92
11	V.Crow	94
12	L.Sirr	0
13	R.Cranium	0
14	S.Down	0
15	S.Cola	0
16	B.Cherry	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Val Crow	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
8 mins	Val Crow	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
13 mins	Justin Case	from the dressing room
16 mins	Player Name 12117	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
18 mins	Justin Case	from a goal kick
22 mins	Val Crow	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
26 mins	Carl Arm	with a brave flying header
30 mins	Val Lay	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
31 mins	Player Name 12117	blasted a penalty into row z
35 mins	Val Crow	with a dink right on the goal line
44 mins	Val Lay	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
45 mins	Player Name 12116	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Player Name 12107	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
52 mins	Justin Case	with a great chip from the left wing
57 mins	Val Crow	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
59 mins	Player Name 12118	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
61 mins	Val Crow	from a free kick
65 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
74 mins	Player Name 12118	with a great solo effort
74 mins	Justin Case	with a powerful header into the top corner
78 mins	Val Lay	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
82 mins	Justin Case	with a header from the penalty area
88 mins	Val Crow	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

Things are looking up for We Play Like Girls. Well, it's the only way to look from such a lowly position in this division.
Oluwasegun Emmanuel clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
We Play Like Girls's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
An incredible display by Kings Bridge Dynamoes's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass…
The ref had a few words with one of the We Play Like Girls team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 3 6 1 formation as they would if boss Oluwasegun Emmanuel sent them out in dresses.
"You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted David Bresnahan following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers."
Carry on in this vein and We Play Like Girls will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Muddy Pitch