Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(7) 13
We Play Like Girls				Tipton Strikers
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 12113 12, 24 Player Name 12117 35 Player Name 12116 47, 58, 69 Player Name 12109 81		Sam Manilla 6, 31, 36, 48, 54, 73 Adam Sapple 12, 18 Kent Cook 24, 59 Winnie Bago 42 Ariel Hassle 80 (pen), 86 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	3 2 5
41	Possession	59
11	Shots	16
11	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	10
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 12102		49
2	P.Name 12103	(45)	52
3	P.Name 12106	(55)	46
4	P.Name 12107		0
5	P.Name 12111		48
6	P.Name 12113		54
7	P.Name 12116		56
8	P.Name 12117		51
9	P.Name 12118		50
10	P.Name 12110		66
11	P.Name 12114		45
12	P.Name 12112		0
13	P.Name 12104		0
14	P.Name 12101		0
15	P.Name 12115		0
16	P.Name 12109	(55)	60

1	A.Hassle	81
2	J.Case	76
3	P.Zaria	73
4	X.Money	78
5	W.Bago	86
6	A.Meway	86
7	S.Manilla	76
8	K.Cook	70
9	A.Sapple	42
10	J.Frayed	70
11	A.Gator	53
12	D.Buratto	0
13	B.Tagg	0
14	E.Roids	0
15	S.Manilla	0
16	M.Rohsopht	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Sam Manilla	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
12 mins	Player Name 12113	with a brave flying header
12 mins	Adam Sapple	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
18 mins	Adam Sapple	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
24 mins	Player Name 12113	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
24 mins	Kent Cook	with a brave flying header
31 mins	Sam Manilla	with a header from the penalty area
35 mins	Player Name 12117	with a great chip from the left wing
36 mins	Sam Manilla	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
42 mins	Winnie Bago	from a throw in
45 mins	Player Name 12103	Repeated diving
47 mins	Player Name 12116	with a belter from the halfway line
48 mins	Sam Manilla	with the bumcheek of God
54 mins	Sam Manilla	with a great solo effort
55 mins	Player Name 12106	A broken thumb
58 mins	Player Name 12116	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
59 mins	Kent Cook	with a powerful header into the top corner
66 mins	Ariel Hassle	scuffed a penalty
69 mins	Player Name 12116	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
73 mins	Sam Manilla	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
80 mins	Ariel Hassle	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Player Name 12109	from a corner
86 mins	Ariel Hassle	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Tipton Strikers eased past We Play Like Girls for this 13 - 7 win.
Tipton Strikers's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
There's no excuse to miss a game. Player Name 12112 missed this game with the excuse "better things to do. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
We Play Like Girls's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
The We Play Like Girls forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Tipton Strikers manager Sean ONeill does. But 3 2 5 is not the best shape for them.
"The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play," offered manager Oluwasegun Emmanuel. "We can only point the finger of blame at ourselves."
We never understood the expression waste not, want not until we saw We Play Like Girls - a waste of space you'll not want to see again in a hurry.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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