Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(3) 6
Athletic bau bau				Kings Bridge Dynamoes
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Ed Ible 7, 27, 42, 56, 70 Tate Urchips 14, 49 Marcus Absent 21, 84 Harrison Fire 35 Kenny Dewitt 63 Amanda Hugnkiss 77 (pen)		Justin Case 22, 43, 64, 75 Sheri Cola 32 Dan Druff 53 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	4 2 4
60	Possession	40
18	Shots	11
9	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	U.Daway		86
2	T.Urchips		90
3	S.Freak		82
4	A.Hugnkiss	(90)	86
5	W.Deer		77
6	D.Pipes		89
7	K.Dewitt		72
8	H.Fire		79
9	E.Whatarmy		57
10	M.Absent		62
11	E.Ible		92
12	F.Furter		0
13	V.Crow		0
14	B.Ender		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	A.Thetires		0

1	D.Druff		74
2	K.Dewitt		71
3	B.Weiser	(90)	68
4	V.Lay		48
5	R.Cranium		46
6	L.Lyde		69
7	C.Arm		46
8	J.Case		92
9	S.Cola		88
10	L.Sirr		46
11	O.Whackew		0
12	N.Ovtime		0
13	B.Cherry		0
14	S.Down		0
15	R.Meeblind		0
16	M.DeLawn		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Ed Ible	with a belter from the halfway line
11 mins	Dan Druff	blasted a penalty into row z
14 mins	Tate Urchips	with a flick on
21 mins	Marcus Absent	from a free kick
22 mins	Justin Case	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
27 mins	Ed Ible	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
32 mins	Sheri Cola	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
35 mins	Harrison Fire	with a brave flying header
42 mins	Ed Ible	with a dink right on the goal line
43 mins	Justin Case	with the hand of God
49 mins	Tate Urchips	with a lovely move from the right wing
53 mins	Dan Druff	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Ed Ible	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
63 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
64 mins	Justin Case	with a strike from the left wing
70 mins	Ed Ible	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
75 mins	Justin Case	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
77 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after ref awarded a penalty
84 mins	Marcus Absent	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
90 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Unsporting behaviour
90 mins	Bud Weiser	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

With three points in the bag, Athletic bau bau are looking like serious promotion contenders. With so much at stake, no one's likely to be getting light-hearted about it.
The Kings Bridge Dynamoes fans were calling for the head of manager David Bresnahan after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Robin Meeblind didn't make the Kings Bridge Dynamoes match due to being abducted by aliens. He would probably have missed more than a week, but the aliens returned him sharpish because they wanted a specimen with a brain.
Athletic bau bau's Marcus Absent could hardly believe his luck, bagging 2 goals during this encounter with Kings Bridge Dynamoes.
The decidedly continental Kings Bridge Dynamoes tried their best to get Athletic bau bau's quick passing players sent off by diving every time they went anywhere near them, but it didn't do them any good.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Athletic bau bau go out in 3 1 3 1 2 formation we're still looking for it.
Kings Bridge Dynamoes boss David Bresnahan who must feel like his job is on the line after todays capitulation claimed: "Well, winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team."
And talking of pigs, a man was driving in the country. He passes a woman who yells PIG!' at him. Taken aback, he shouts HAG!' back at her before rounding the next corner and hitting a pig in the road. A lesson for football teams everywhere. Probably.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Muddy Pitch