Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 12
FireHawx				Crackovia
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Carl Arm 15 Aaron Thetires 31 Hugh deMann 46, 77		Bill Ding 6 Sam Pull 20, 54 (pen), 68 (pen), 75 Jacques Strap 26 (pen), 81 Lou Stooth 34 (pen), 41 Robin Meeblind 48 Justin Credible 61 Robin Banks 88

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	18
12	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Well		76
2	J.Atrics		70
3	A.Gator		81
4	J.King		60
5	C.Arm	(90)	45
6	D.Sore		48
7	L.Stooth		45
8	H.deMann		70
9	A.Thetires		70
10	D.Pipes		45
11	A.Thetires		45
12	W.Leggrowbach		0
13	E.Dover	(90)	51
14	A.Structible		0
15	B.Dwyer		0
16	T.Vision		0

1	B.Frapples		84
2	B.Ding		78
3	F.Furter		80
4	J.Credible	(90)	74
5	D.Lect		80
6	A.Hugnkiss		80
7	J.Strap		89
8	R.Meeblind		75
9	R.Banks		79
10	L.Stooth		81
11	S.Pull		83
12	W.Melon		0
13	L.Lyde	(90)	74
14	J.Credible		0
15	L.Sirr		0
16	J.Credible		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Bill Ding	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
13 mins	Robin Meeblind	blasted a penalty into row z
15 mins	Carl Arm	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
20 mins	Sam Pull	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
26 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
31 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a dink right on the goal line
34 mins	Lou Stooth	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Lou Stooth	from the dressing room
46 mins	Hugh deMann	with a brave flying header
48 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
54 mins	Sam Pull	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Justin Credible	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
68 mins	Sam Pull	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Sam Pull	with the hand of God
77 mins	Hugh deMann	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
81 mins	Jacques Strap	with the bumcheek of God
88 mins	Robin Banks	from a goal kick
90 mins	Justin Credible	A mild concussion
90 mins	Carl Arm	A mild concussion

Match Report

Crackovia continue their promotion challenge with a win and another three points by beating FireHawx 12 - 4.
Like an untended garden, the untrained FireHawx have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
No one on the FireHawx team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
FireHawx are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Midas Well should be locked up.
A disgraceful defensive performance from FireHawx. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
In such a blood and guts encounter you'd expect there to be a glut of yellow cards. And there would have been if the ref had actually turned up.
Crackovia's nestor reina is clearly deeply in love with 4 4 2 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager robert hendry looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Crackovia scored."
Apparently the FireHawx boss has been asked for a video of the game by a safari in Africa. They want to show the young lion cubs what a real mauling looks like.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Windy

Hard Pitch