Match Report

	(8) 15	-	(0) 1
The Bogtrotters				King Kennys Army
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt...659 4, 55 Joe King * 11, 25 Ken Opener 15, 60, 65, 85 Wayne Deer 20 Andy Gravity...662 * 31, 36 Dinah Sore..741 42 (pen) Alf Abet..741 47, 72 KKA Braiden 78 (og)		KKA Cody Von Dog 75

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
64	Possession	36
18	Shots	7
6	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Dewitt		88
2	A.Hugnkiss..650		85
3	B.Ender..727		87
4	A.Structible..670		87
5	F.Furter..584		86
6	K.Opener		92
7	D.Sore..741		89
8	A.Abet..741		76
9	L.Briccant	(1)	45
10	B.Free	(1)	54
11	M.Absent	(1)	45
12	O.Whackew....574 *		0
13	J.King *	(1)	90
14	A.Gravity...662 *	(1) (45)	88
15	K.Dewitt...659	(1)	88
16	B.Ding..517		0

1	K.Noah		48
2	K.Braiden	(69)	48
3	K.Kyle*	(27)	48
4	K.Theo	(46)	48
5	K.Joey	(1)	48
6	K.Kieron		0
7	K.Lucie	(1)	45
8	K.Daryl		81
9	K.Jack		82
10	K.Justine	(1)	45
11	K.Cody Von Dog		87
12	K.Cohen		0
13	K.Laylend	(1)	59
14	K.Zac	(1)	76
15	K.Prya		0
16	K.Ryan	(1)	48


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Nutter to Pansy
4 mins	Kenny Dewitt...659	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
11 mins	Joe King *	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
15 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Pansy to Normal
15 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Ken Opener	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
20 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
25 mins	Joe King *	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
27 mins	KKA Kyle*	Time wasting
31 mins	Andy Gravity...662 *	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
36 mins	Andy Gravity...662 *	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
42 mins	Dinah Sore..741	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Normal to Pansy
45 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	Andy Gravity...662 *	Faking injury
46 mins	KKA Theo	Obstruction
47 mins	Alf Abet..741	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
55 mins	Kenny Dewitt...659	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Ken Opener	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
65 mins	Ken Opener	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
69 mins	KKA Braiden	Time wasting
69 mins	Alf Abet..741	A broken thumb
72 mins	Alf Abet..741	with a spectacular bicycle kick
75 mins	KKA Cody Von Dog	with a flick on
78 mins	KKA Braiden	with an own goal
85 mins	Ken Opener	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area

Match Report

The Bogtrotters are one of those teams who, on their day, are capable of handing out a proper beating. This was one such day with King Kennys Army the unfortunate recipients of a very one-sided 15 - 1 hammering.
With little sign of organisation from manager Ryan Parker, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
KKA Kieron missed King Kennys Army's game because he went on a dirty weekend with the barmaid from his local.
King Kennys Army's keeper KKA Noah is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
The Bogtrotters's hardworking midfield is behind all that's good in the team's play.
Alf Abet..741 will miss 6 weeks after he hobbled off the pitch with a broken thumb.
"The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play," offered manager Ryan Parker. "We can only point the finger of blame at ourselves."
With a mere 15 goals being the difference between the two sides, this wasn't so much a game of football as a successful target practice session for The Bogtrotters.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Normal Pitch