Match Report

	(10) 20	-	(0) 0
Arcadia Bay				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755 2, 56, 61, 67 Des Buratto 9 - 791 7 Bowen Arrow 10 - 806 11, 16 (pen), 20, 25 (pen), 34, 38, 43, 52, 71, 80, 84, 90 Adam Sapple 29, 47, 75

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
62	Possession	38
20	Shots	8
8	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Dover 10 - 573	(57)	45
2	S.Pull 6 - 808		88
3	D.Buratto 9 - 791		90
4	E.Ible 8 - 837		88
5	W.Dipoo 8 - 811	(75)	45
6	E.Roids 8 - 832		88
7	J.Atrics 9 - 815	(75)	62
8	V.Lay 6 - 740		89
9	B.Arrow 10 - 806	(39)	94
10	R.Cranium 6 - 790		90
11	W.Leggrowbach 8 - 755		92
12	A.Rudder 8 - 525	(57)	89
13	E.Dover 9 - 695		0
14	S.Knot	(75)	88
15	S.Pitt 6 - 824	(75)	89
16	M.Well 9 - 707		0

1	S.Pitt	(1)	45
2	U.Daway		58
3	R.Cranium		0
4	B.Nessround	(30)	48
5	J.Case		75
6	A.Hugnkiss		48
7	T.Vision	(82)	45
8	J.Czarfunee		48
9	A.Gravity	(85)	62
10	J.Czarfunee	(1)	49
11	B.Frapples		0
12	W.Dipoo	(1)	69
13	A.Hassle		0
14	M.Rohsopht	(82)	69
15	S.Urai		0
16	M.Well	(1) (57)	61


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
1 mins	Arcadia Bay	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
2 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
7 mins	Des Buratto 9 - 791	with a belter from his own half
11 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
16 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a belter from his own half
25 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Adam Sapple	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Bo Nessround	Squabbling
34 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a brave flying header
38 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with the hand of God
39 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	Scrapping
43 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a dink right on the goal line
47 mins	Adam Sapple	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
52 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
56 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
57 mins	Midas Well	Shirt pulling
57 mins	Eileen Dover 10 - 573	A sprained wrist
61 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
67 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	with a great chip from the left wing
71 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
75 mins	Adam Sapple	from a free kick
80 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
82 mins	Telly Vision	A broken thumb
84 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a great chip from the left wing
85 mins	Andy Gravity	Flying a kite
90 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance

Match Report

This is surely going to be one that We Play Like Girls will want to put behind them as quickly as possible. To call being beaten 20 - 0 losing' would understate things slightly.
ezequiel amestoy must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
We Play Like Girls's defeat might have been a win if Bob Frapples hadn't missed the game as a result of a Sky TV installation.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Winnie Dipoo couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Arcadia Bay's attackers are a constant threat, as you could tell from the nervous wrecks they's made of the We Play Like Girls defence within 20 minutes.
We Play Like Girls's ezequiel amestoy is clearly deeply in love with 3 5 2 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned We Play Like Girls manager ezequiel amestoy. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
The Arcadia Bay goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the We Play Like Girls defence all day long.

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Simon Pieman

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