Match Report

	(8) 18	-	(0) 0
The Bogtrotters				The Empire of Poo
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Frank Furter..584 5 Lou Briccant 12, 72, 82, 87 Dinah Sore..741 17 (pen), 33, 37, 43 (pen), 52, 56 (pen) Joe King * 23, 29, 60 Bjorn Free 47 Ken Opener 63, 68 TXX TAA II 77 (og)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 3 3
67	Possession	33
19	Shots	7
12	Fouls	11
3	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Dewitt		88
2	A.Hugnkiss..650		89
3	B.Ender..727		90
4	A.Structible..670		87
5	F.Furter..584		89
6	K.Opener		88
7	D.Sore..741		88
8	L.Briccant	(47)	92
9	K.Dewitt...659	(84)	87
10	B.Free	(33,65)	89
11	J.King *		91
12	O.Whackew....574 *		0
13	M.Absent		0
14	N.Ovtime..713 *		0
15	E.Jewcation..708 *		0
16	B.Ding..517		0

1	G.Alisson II		77
2	T.TAA II		59
3	I.Konate III		0
4	V.Van Dijk III		72
5	A.Robertson III	(15)	45
6	J.Henderson I	(33)	77
7	H.Fabinho III		0
8	G.Gini I	(66)	75
9	M.Salah III		77
10	D.Origi I		79
11	L.Diaz III	(32)	72
12	C.Kelleher X	(15)	48
13	J.Matip X		0
14	X.Xxx		0
15	X.Xxx		0
16	B.Firmino III		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Empire of Poo	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
5 mins	Frank Furter..584	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
12 mins	Lou Briccant	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
15 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	Andy Robertson III	A mild concussion
17 mins	Dinah Sore..741	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Joe King *	with a lovely move from the right wing
29 mins	Joe King *	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
30 mins	The Empire of Poo	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
32 mins	Luiz Diaz III	Faking injury
33 mins	Bjorn Free	Head butting
33 mins	Jordan Henderson I	Head butting
33 mins	Dinah Sore..741	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
37 mins	Dinah Sore..741	with a great chip from the left wing
43 mins	Dinah Sore..741	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	The Empire of Poo	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Defensive to Attacking
47 mins	Lou Briccant	Obstruction
47 mins	Bjorn Free	with the hand of God
52 mins	Dinah Sore..741	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
56 mins	Dinah Sore..741	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
60 mins	Joe King *	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
63 mins	Ken Opener	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
65 mins	Bjorn Free	Faking injury
66 mins	Gini Gini I	Shirt pulling
68 mins	Ken Opener	with a flick on
72 mins	Lou Briccant	with the hand of God
75 mins	The Empire of Poo	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
77 mins	TXX TAA II	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
82 mins	Lou Briccant	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
84 mins	Kenny Dewitt...659	Squabbling
87 mins	Lou Briccant	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like The Bogtrotters dream of. At 18 - 0 it was the sort of game that'll give the The Empire of Poo keeper nightmares.
Sir-Poo-Poo Plop must be the organ grinder, The Empire of Poo are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Rule number 462, sub-section b: you pass the ball to you own players, you muppet.
The Empire of Poo. Hahahahahaha. TXX TAA II. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
Today The Bogtrotters's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
It came as no surprise to see Bjorn Free sent from the pitch. His hand gestures leaving the sign-language speaking in deep shock.
Bjorn Free and Jordan Henderson I both found themselves in Albert Boneshaker's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags.
The Empire of Poo's Sir-Poo-Poo Plop experiment with the 4 3 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
The Bogtrotters are looking at a record-setting season if they keep up this kind of winning form.
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 18 times, The Bogtrotters turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Hard Pitch