Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(0) 0
Arcadia Bay				Lincoln City Exiles
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Edd Ible 8 - 837 4, 81 Emma Roids 8 - 832 9 Bowen Arrow 10 - 806 14, 19, 86 Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755 25, 36, 52, 72 (pen) Midas Well 9 - 707 30, 41, 47, 76 Val Lay 6 - 740 63 Winnie Dipoo 8 - 811 68

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
70	Possession	30
23	Shots	5
7	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Rudder 8 - 525		87
2	S.Pull 6 - 808		90
3	D.Buratto 9 - 791	(56)	67
4	E.Ible 8 - 837		89
5	J.Atrics 9 - 815	(75)	62
6	E.Roids 8 - 832		89
7	W.Dipoo 8 - 811		89
8	V.Lay 6 - 740	(43)	89
9	B.Arrow 10 - 806		90
10	M.Well 9 - 707	(86)	92
11	W.Leggrowbach 8 - 755		92
12	E.Dover 10 - 573		0
13	A.Gator 9 - 786		0
14	E.Dover 9 - 695	(56)	89
15	S.Knot	(75)	89
16	R.Cranium 6 - 790		0

1	S.Pitt	75
2	R.Cranium	72
3	H.Voor	73
4	R.Ingleaves	73
5	A.Thetires	61
6	J.Czarfunee	58
7	A.Bomb	75
8	B.Early	74
9	D.Sore	77
10	B.Ender	82
11	H.First	69
12	M.Skeeto	0
13	V.Crow	0
14	X.Money	0
15	W.Piece	0
16	J.Credible	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Edd Ible 8 - 837	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
9 mins	Emma Roids 8 - 832	with a lovely move from the right wing
14 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
19 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a flick on
25 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
30 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	from the dressing room
36 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	with a great chip from the left wing
41 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	with a thunderous shot from distance
43 mins	Val Lay 6 - 740	Shirt pulling
47 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
52 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
56 mins	Des Buratto 9 - 791	A mild concussion
63 mins	Val Lay 6 - 740	from a throw in
68 mins	Winnie Dipoo 8 - 811	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
72 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	with a lovely move from the right wing
81 mins	Edd Ible 8 - 837	with a great solo effort
86 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	High kicking
86 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

Lincoln City Exiles put up a woeful display which led to a not unsurprising 16 - 0 whopping from Arcadia Bay. Their shame only increased as their own manager laughed them off the pitch.
It looks like Arcadia Bay have been bringing Arsene Wenger in for Tuesday night coaching this season. Working on their Jogging paid off in spades today.
To win games you need to win the ball. Lincoln City Exiles don't even know what a ball looks like.
Bowen Arrow 10 - 806 found the back of the net on three occasions to take a well-earned hat trick.
At every opportunity Arcadia Bay's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Most of Lincoln City Exiles clearly thought 2 3 2 1 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"Their keeper played very well," offered underfire Lincoln City Exiles manager castro viejo. "And it wasn't the best pitch, the weather didn't help and the ref must have taken a bung, but I am not making excuses."
The only way Lincoln City Exiles could have hoped to stop this rampant Arcadia Bay side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

Extra Information

Referee

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Simon Pieman

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