Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(0) 0
Old Fullerians AFC				Brazilian Piggys
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Alexander Isak 6 767* 5, 25 (pen) Callum Wilson 8 743* 16, 40, 80, 89 Joe Willock 10 759 32, 48, 57, 62 Eileen Dover 71 (og)

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	2 5 3
65	Possession	35
17	Shots	7
5	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	N.Pope 10 601		88
2	K.Trippier 10 775		89
3	F.Schar 10 778		88
4	S.Botman 10 779		87
5	E.Krafth 10 743*	(1)	54
6	D.Burn 10 758		89
7	S.Longstaff 10 822*		89
8	M.Almiron 10 799	(1)	45
9	A.Gordon 10 715*	(1)	45
10	J.Willock 10 759		93
11	A.Isak 6 767*	(90)	87
12	L.Hall 10 757	(1)	90
13	H.Barnes 10 812	(1)	89
14	B.Guimaraes 9 778		0
15	S.Tonali 10 820		0
16	C.Wilson 8 743*	(1)	92

1	R.Ingleaves	(1)	45
2	R.Stokeinho		0
3	E.Dover		66
4	A.Luminum		77
5	J.King		68
6	W.Maykit		47
7	E.Roids		80
8	B.Cherry	(1)	45
9	B.Dover		82
10	H.Seek		75
11	D.Nicholinho		69
12	S.Pitt	(1)	77
13	R.Meeblind		0
14	S.Dup		0
15	R.Cranium		0
16	A.Choke	(1)	76


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Normal to Nutter
1 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
5 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
16 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
25 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Brazilian Piggys	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
30 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
32 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
40 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
48 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
57 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
60 mins	Brazilian Piggys	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
62 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
71 mins	Eileen Dover	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
80 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
89 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	with a powerful header into the top corner
90 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	Shirt pulling

Match Report

Old Fullerians AFC dazzled with an humiliating 11 - 0 beating. Brazilian Piggys looked little more than rabbits caught in headlights.
The team's performance is credit to the Old Fullerians AFC manager Marv Richardson and his decision to send his team Rehabilitation.
Brazilian Piggys saw so little of the ball in the second half they started to suspect it was having an affair.
A goal is a goal. Even if like Brazilian Piggys's Eileen Dover you score it past your own keeper. It's often easier to get on the scoresheet that way.
This was mission impossible for Brazilian Piggys, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
The penalty for a reckless challenge on Old Fullerians AFC's Alexander Isak 6 767* was in fact a penalty. Which was in fact put away rather nicely.
Old Fullerians AFC are as consistent as they come this season, their place in the standings looks unlikely to change.
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 11 times, Old Fullerians AFC turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

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Buster Jones Junior

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