Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 11
Lincoln City Exiles				Padstow United
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
		Sid Down 7 Ed Jewcation 14 Frank Furter 28, 69 Sam Manilla 34, 42 Midas Well 48, 54 (pen), 77 Chad Terbocks 63 Mike Rohsopht 84

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	23
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	V.Crow		77
2	R.Cranium		74
3	L.Sirr		62
4	J.Czarfunee		65
5	R.Cranium		65
6	R.Ingleaves	(59)	49
7	T.Vision		82
8	B.Early		74
9	A.Bomb		72
10	M.Skeeto		59
11	M.Well		79
12	W.Piece		0
13	S.Pitt		0
14	X.Money		0
15	J.Credible		0
16	D.Sore		0

1	J.Nasium		89
2	S.Down		87
3	C.Lear		90
4	C.Terbocks		88
5	A.Tricity		87
6	E.Jewcation	(44)	89
7	M.Rohsopht		88
8	M.Well	(89)	91
9	F.Furter		87
10	R.Cranium		89
11	S.Manilla		75
12	V.Crow		0
13	H.First		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	V.Tire		0
16	S.Dup		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Padstow United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
7 mins	Sid Down	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
14 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a flick on
28 mins	Frank Furter	from the dressing room
34 mins	Sam Manilla	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
42 mins	Sam Manilla	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
44 mins	Ed Jewcation	High kicking
48 mins	Midas Well	with the hand of God
54 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Repeated fouling
63 mins	Chad Terbocks	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
69 mins	Frank Furter	with the hand of God
77 mins	Midas Well	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
84 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a brave flying header
89 mins	Midas Well	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

After conceding 11 goals in a 11 - 0 hiding by Padstow United at least Lincoln City Exiles can claim to do something with style. Lose.
At least castro viejo is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Padstow United had so much possession that they were allowed to officially adopt the ball after the game by social services.
Lincoln City Exiles looked so unlikely to score that Padstow United keeper Jim Nasium managed a snooze in the second half and still managed to keep a clean sheet.
Padstow United's midfield marvels deserved the credit after putting in more crosses than a year's worth of Pools Coupons.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Lincoln City Exiles's castro viejo is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 4 1 formation.
With results like this, local trophy cabinet makers have begun to contact Padstow United and offer estimates for the extra large special.
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Lincoln City Exiles boss castro viejo was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Soft Pitch