Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 11
The Seg				Old Fullerians AFC
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Joe Willock 10 759 8, 14 Alexander Isak 6 767* 22 (pen), 39, 45, 53 Callum Wilson 8 743* 31, 70, 78 Harvey Barnes 10 812 62 Jim Nasium 10.5 86 (og)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 2 3
33	Possession	67
7	Shots	18
11	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn 10.7	(1)	45
2	J.Nasium 10.5	(30)	61
3	E.Ible		71
4	B.Nessround 8.22		48
5	D.Buratto 10.19		81
6	B.Crobbery 10.37		0
7	E.Ible 8.41	(67)	62
8	B.Nessround		69
9	J.Frayed 8.34	(1)	48
10	S.Freak 9.27		66
11	W.Piece 8.11	(1)	45
12	O.Whackew 10.46	(1)	48
13	R.Ingleaves 6.12		0
14	J.Nasium 6.34		0
15	M.Labor	(1)	77
16	V.Lay	(1)	82

1	N.Pope 10 601		89
2	K.Trippier 10 775		87
3	F.Schar 10 778		89
4	S.Botman 10 779		89
5	E.Krafth 10 743*	(1)	54
6	D.Burn 10 758		89
7	S.Longstaff 10 822*		90
8	M.Almiron 10 799	(1)	45
9	A.Gordon 10 715*	(1)	45
10	J.Willock 10 759	(87)	90
11	A.Isak 6 767*		92
12	L.Hall 10 757	(1)	90
13	H.Barnes 10 812	(1)	88
14	B.Guimaraes 9 778		0
15	S.Tonali 10 820		0
16	C.Wilson 8 743*	(1)	90


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Pansy to Normal
1 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
8 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
8 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
8 mins	The Seg	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
14 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	from a throw in
22 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Jim Nasium 10.5	Repeated fouling
31 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
39 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	with a great chip from the left wing
42 mins	Otto Whackew 10.46	A mild concussion
45 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	The Seg	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
53 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
62 mins	Harvey Barnes 10 812	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
67 mins	Edd Ible 8.41	Shirt pulling
70 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
75 mins	Old Fullerians AFC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	The Seg	changed from Attacking to Defensive
78 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	with a brave flying header
86 mins	Jim Nasium 10.5	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
87 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	High kicking
87 mins	Ed Ible	A mild concussion

Match Report

The Seg will be looking to prove to everyone that they are not as hopeless as this 11 - 0 massacre by Old Fullerians AFC suggests. It won't so much be an uphill struggle as trying to scale a sheer rockface.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. The Seg manager Chaz Perkin is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
With the amount of possession Old Fullerians AFC saw it's a wonder the score was only 11 - 0.
The Seg. Hahahahahaha. Jim Nasium 10.5. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
The Seg have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Otto Whackew 10.46's injury wasn't as bad as his team mates had hoped. It was only a a mild concussion which means he'll be out for a mere 2 weeks.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Chaz Perkin after the defeat. "I'll be seeing their manager Marv Richardson in court and I want those points back."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 11 times, Old Fullerians AFC turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

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