Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(7) 13
We Play Like Girls				The Seg
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Amanda Hugnkiss 63		Val Lay 4, 21, 37, 51, 56 Otto Whackew 10.46 10, 44 Des Buratto 10.19 26 Sheeza Freak 9.27 32, 77, 83 Bo Nessround 71 (og) Ed Ible 89

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
35	Possession	65
8	Shots	18
13	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	7
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt	(1)	45
2	U.Daway		50
3	R.Cranium		0
4	B.Nessround	(90)	48
5	J.Case		73
6	A.Hugnkiss		48
7	T.Vision		48
8	J.Czarfunee		48
9	A.Gravity		74
10	J.Czarfunee	(1)	48
11	B.Frapples	(1)	73
12	W.Dipoo	(1)	68
13	A.Hassle		0
14	M.Rohsopht		0
15	S.Urai	(1)	63
16	M.Well	(1)	53

1	M.DeLawn 10.7	(1)	45
2	J.Nasium 10.5		85
3	E.Ible		90
4	B.Nessround 8.22		48
5	D.Buratto 10.19		90
6	B.Crobbery 10.37		88
7	E.Ible 8.41		70
8	B.Nessround		73
9	J.Frayed 8.34	(1)	48
10	S.Freak 9.27		65
11	W.Piece 8.11	(1)	45
12	O.Whackew 10.46	(1)	48
13	R.Ingleaves 6.12		0
14	J.Nasium 6.34		0
15	M.Labor	(1)	78
16	V.Lay	(1) (90)	93


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
4 mins	Val Lay	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
10 mins	Otto Whackew 10.46	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
16 mins	Manuel Labor	scuffed a penalty
21 mins	Val Lay	with the hand of God
26 mins	Des Buratto 10.19	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
32 mins	Sheeza Freak 9.27	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
37 mins	Val Lay	with a belter from his own half
41 mins	Telly Vision	blasted a penalty into row z
44 mins	Otto Whackew 10.46	from a goal kick
45 mins	The Seg	changed from Defensive to Attacking
51 mins	Val Lay	with a great chip from the left wing
56 mins	Val Lay	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
63 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	from a throw in
71 mins	Bo Nessround	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
77 mins	Sheeza Freak 9.27	with a header from the penalty area
83 mins	Sheeza Freak 9.27	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
89 mins	Ed Ible	with a powerful header into the top corner
90 mins	Bo Nessround	Interfering with an opponent
90 mins	Val Lay	Faking injury

Match Report

The Seg will be hoping for a few more games like this. They spanked We Play Like Girls an impressive 13 - 1.
Chaz Perkin, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
The Seg took the ball from under the noses of We Play Like Girls at every opportunity.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. We Play Like Girls's Winnie Dipoo is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
We Play Like Girls's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
After being awarded a mightily dubious penalty, We Play Like Girls's Telly Vision felt it was only sporting that he miss the resulting kick. Which he duly did.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager Chaz Perkin with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
Carry on in this vein and We Play Like Girls will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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