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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sun, 10 Nov 2024
 
(1) 3 - (5) 8
We Play Like Girls   King Kennys Army
Division Pos:14
  Division Pos:13
 
Goal Scorers
Sam Urai 17, 81
Midas Well 47  
KKA Daryl 9, 34
KKA Cody Von Dog 18 (pen)
KKA Jack 28 (pen), 57, 74
KKA Theo 41
KKA Ryan 90 (pen)  
 
Match Statistics
3 5 2 AttackingFormation2 5 3
35Possession65
8Shots14
12Fouls9
0Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
4Offsides6
LongballStylePassing
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1S.Pitt (1)45
2U.Daway48
3R.Cranium0
4B.Nessround48
5J.Case72
6A.Hugnkiss48
7T.Vision48
8J.Czarfunee48
9A.Gravity69
10J.Czarfunee (1)48
11B.Frapples (1)73
12W.Dipoo (1)68
13A.Hassle0
14M.Rohsopht0
15S.Urai (1)71
16M.Well (1)51
1K.Noah48
2K.Braiden48
3K.Kyle*48
4K.Theo48
5K.Joey (1)48
6K.Kieron (90)48
7K.Lucie (1)45
8K.Daryl87
9K.Jack77
10K.Justine (1)45
11K.Cody Von Dog89
12K.Cohen0
13K.Laylend (1)50
14K.Zac (1)67
15K.Prya0
16K.Ryan (1)48
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsKing Kennys Armychanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 1 minsWe Play Like Girlschanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 9 minsKKA Darylwith a dink right on the goal line
 17 minsSam Uraiafter the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 18 minsKKA Cody Von Dogafter ref awarded a penalty
 28 minsKKA Jackafter ref awarded a penalty
 30 minsKing Kennys Armychanged from Attacking to Defensive
 34 minsKKA Darylwith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 41 minsKKA Theowith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 47 minsMidas Wellfrom a goal kick
 49 minsKKA Zacscuffed a penalty
 57 minsKKA Jackwith the bumcheek of God
 65 minsKKA Zacblasted a penalty into row z
 66 minsTelly Visionblasted a penalty into row z
 74 minsKKA Jackwith a belter from his own half
 81 minsSam Uraiwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 82 minsKKA Jackscuffed a penalty
 90 minsKKA KieronBeing drunk
 90 minsAndy GravityA mild concussion
 90 minsKKA Ryanafter ref awarded a penalty
 
 
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Match Report
After being stuck down the wrong end of the league for too long, these three points today must feel like a real breath of fresh air to King Kennys Army.
Ryan Parker's decision to have his team concentrate on their Jogging, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
We Play Like Girls had so little possession they could have referred King Kennys Army to the monopolies and mergers commission.
We Play Like Girls hot shot Sam Urai chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 2 goals.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with King Kennys Army's attack playing so well Ryan Parker should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
Andy Gravity left the pitch crying like a girl with what was later confirmed as a mild concussion. He'll be out for 2 weeks.
"In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager ezequiel amestoy. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result."
After a fleecing like this, We Play Like Girls really to see a ewe turn in their results if they're going to get anything out of their season.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Buster Jones Junior
 
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