Match Report

	(1) 6	-	(0) 0
DH United				The Bogtrotters
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Joel Piroe 21 (pen), 90 Brendan Aaronson 50 Largie Ramazzani 62 Matteo Joseph 70, 79

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1
46	Possession	54
8	Shots	14
3	Fouls	14
0	Yellow Cards	4
1	Red Cards	2
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Psycho	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	I.Meslier		90
2	I.Schmidt	(1)	81
3	J.Rodon		89
4	P.Struijk		87
5	E.Ampadu	(1)	72
6	J.Firpo		90
7	J.Rothwell	(1)	88
8	W.Gnonto		89
9	J.Piroe		88
10	M.Joseph		78
11	L.Ramazzani		89
12	B.Aaronson	(1)	90
13	J.Bogle	(1) (87)	83
14	M.Wober	(1)	76
15	M.Soloman		0
16	I.Gruev		0

1	K.Dewitt		75
2	A.Hugnkiss..650		76
3	O.Whackew....574 *	(87)	66
4	F.Furter..584		75
5	H.Annsaw		75
6	K.Opener	(13)	78
7	L.Briccant		83
8	A.Abet..741	(46)	75
9	A.Gravity...662 *		83
10	B.Free	(79)	80
11	J.King *	(24,37)	71
12	D.Sore..741	(46) (52,63)	67
13	A.Structible..670	(87)	74
14	M.Absent		0
15	B.Tagg *		0
16	W.Deer		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
1 mins	DH United	changed from Psycho to Nutter
13 mins	Ken Opener	Repeated fouling
21 mins	Joel Piroe	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
24 mins	Joe King *	High kicking
37 mins	Joe King *	Being drunk
45 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Attacking to Defensive
46 mins	Alf Abet..741	A mild concussion
50 mins	Brendan Aaronson	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
52 mins	Dinah Sore..741	Indecent exposure
52 mins	Matteo Joseph	A mild concussion
60 mins	The Bogtrotters	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
62 mins	Largie Ramazzani	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
63 mins	Dinah Sore..741	Shirt pulling
63 mins	Max Wober	A broken arm
70 mins	Matteo Joseph	from a goal kick
79 mins	Bjorn Free	Squabbling
79 mins	Matteo Joseph	from the dressing room
87 mins	Jayden Bogle	Faking injury
87 mins	Otto Whackew....574 *	A broken finger
90 mins	Joel Piroe	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

DH United have all the poise and composure of prima ballerinas. Which is not much use against a team like DH United. This 6 - 0 defeat looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. The Bogtrotters manager Ty Jones is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
The only hope The Bogtrotters have of turning goalie Kenny Dewitt into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
With both teams on top of their Defensive game, DH United were lucky to see the result go their way.
With language as blue as the deep sea, it's no surprise Jayden Bogle was sent off today.
The Bogtrotters's Otto Whackew....574 * has a broken finger and misses 6 weeks after coming second in a fight in the car park.
In a posting on the DH United messageboard, fans were extolling the virtues of DH United boss Daniel Houseman - one fan's message headed "Daniel Houseman is a Sunday League Arsene Wenger!"
An unsurprising result perhaps. If The Bogtrotters continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.

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