Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 10
Padstow United				Arcadia Bay
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Sid Down 5 (og) Midas Well 9 - 707 15, 53 Bowen Arrow 10 - 806 24, 45, 70, 84 (pen) Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755 36, 62, 76

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
33	Possession	67
7	Shots	15
11	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	J.Nasium		77
2	S.Down		57
3	C.Lear		65
4	C.Terbocks	(82)	45
5	A.Tricity	(29)	69
6	E.Jewcation		0
7	M.Rohsopht		81
8	M.Well		82
9	F.Furter		81
10	R.Cranium		80
11	S.Manilla		81
12	V.Crow		0
13	H.First		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	V.Tire	(82)	73
16	S.Dup		0

1	E.Dover 10 - 573		89
2	S.Pull 6 - 808	(62)	75
3	D.Buratto 9 - 791		88
4	E.Ible 8 - 837		88
5	W.Dipoo 8 - 811	(75)	63
6	E.Roids 8 - 832		90
7	J.Atrics 9 - 815	(43)	87
8	V.Lay 6 - 740		88
9	B.Arrow 10 - 806		92
10	M.Well 9 - 707	(75)	45
11	W.Leggrowbach 8 - 755		91
12	A.Rudder 8 - 525		0
13	A.Gator 9 - 786	(62)	89
14	E.Dover 9 - 695		0
15	S.Knot	(75)	89
16	A.Sapple	(75)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Padstow United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
5 mins	Sid Down	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
5 mins	Padstow United	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	Arcadia Bay	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
15 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
24 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a spectacular bicycle kick
29 mins	Alec Tricity	Shirt pulling
36 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
43 mins	Jerry Atrics 9 - 815	Spitting
45 mins	Padstow United	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	with a great volley from 10 yards out
53 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	with a great chip from the left wing
62 mins	Sam Pull 6 - 808	A bruised shoulder
62 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
70 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	from a goal kick
75 mins	Arcadia Bay	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
75 mins	Padstow United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
76 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
82 mins	Chad Terbocks	A mild concussion
84 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Arcadia Bay taught Padstow United a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 10 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
The team's performance is credit to the Arcadia Bay manager Stuart . and his decision to send his team Rehabilitation.
Padstow United's possession game was so bad they'd fair better if they turned the pitch into a giant pinball machine.
Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755 made scoring look easy as he completed his hat trick with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out.
Scouts were seen watching Arcadia Bay's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Sam Pull *6 - 808* limped off in agony after sustaining a bruised shoulder. He's expected to be out for up to 4 weeks.
"In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager Sebastian Skinner. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result."
How on earth do you stop a team like Arcadia Bay on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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