Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(0) 0
Fat Bastards FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Marcus Absent 6, 70 Darius Lesgettham 16, 53 Telly Vision 25 (pen) Leo Tarred 35, 43, 62 Hugo First 87

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
48	Possession	52
9	Shots	12
6	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	T.Vision		89
2	S.Urai		86
3	E.Ible		71
4	J.Credible	(61)	45
5	A.Choke		90
6	J.Strap		87
7	H.First		88
8	W.Bago		88
9	A.Birthday		91
10	D.Lesgettham		89
11	M.Absent		81
12	B.Dover		0
13	B.Free		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	T.Burr		0
16	P.Zaria		0

1	S.Pitt	(1)	45
2	U.Daway		48
3	R.Cranium	(61)	48
4	B.Nessround	(29)	48
5	J.Case		71
6	A.Hugnkiss		48
7	T.Vision		0
8	J.Czarfunee		48
9	A.Gravity		72
10	J.Czarfunee	(1)	48
11	B.Frapples	(1)	73
12	W.Dipoo	(1)	68
13	A.Hassle		0
14	M.Rohsopht		0
15	S.Urai	(1)	64
16	M.Well	(1)	48


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
6 mins	Marcus Absent	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
16 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
25 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Bo Nessround	Faking injury
35 mins	Leo Tarred	from the dressing room
43 mins	Leo Tarred	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
53 mins	Darius Lesgettham	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
61 mins	Justin Credible	Annoying the referee
61 mins	Richard Cranium	Squabbling
62 mins	Leo Tarred	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
70 mins	Marcus Absent	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
87 mins	Hugo First	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

We Play Like Girls aren't doing themselves any favours if they want to escape relegation. Defeat at the hands of Fat Bastards FC isn't going to help their struggle.
We Play Like Girls are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Pete Zaria was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
There must be a reason why We Play Like Girls manager ezequiel amestoy insists on continuing to play the woeful Winnie Dipoo in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
After today's performance We Play Like Girls's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for the gaffer most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Marcus Absent. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
Fat Bastards FC are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

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