Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(3) 5
Fat Bastards FC				Lincoln City Exiles
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Leo Tarred 13, 40, 54 Darius Lesgettham 27 Tim Burr 67 Telly Vision 81 (pen)		Brighton Early 12 Midas Well 23 Bart Ender 35 Richard Cranium 46 Fletcher Bisceps 89

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	4 4 2
52	Possession	48
13	Shots	12
10	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	T.Vision		89
2	J.Credible	(90)	45
3	B.Dover		80
4	H.First		87
5	W.Bago		87
6	A.Gator		70
7	P.Zaria		70
8	L.Tarred		91
9	D.Lesgettham		80
10	T.Burr		62
11	J.Strap		73
12	A.Hassle		0
13	S.Urai		0
14	E.Ible		0
15	A.Choke		0
16	E.Whatarmy		0

1	S.Pitt		76
2	A.Thetires	(90)	68
3	R.Cranium		78
4	H.Voor		71
5	R.Cranium		64
6	M.Skeeto		80
7	B.Early		72
8	W.Piece		46
9	B.Ender		63
10	M.Well		72
11	F.Bisceps	(90)	45
12	R.Ingleaves		0
13	J.Czarfunee		0
14	V.Crow	(90)	45
15	T.Vision		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
12 mins	Brighton Early	with a great volley from 10 yards out
13 mins	Leo Tarred	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
23 mins	Midas Well	with a thunderous shot from distance
27 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
35 mins	Bart Ender	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins	Leo Tarred	with a belter from his own half
46 mins	Richard Cranium	with a flick on
54 mins	Leo Tarred	with a header from the penalty area
57 mins	Midas Well	blasted a penalty into row z
67 mins	Tim Burr	from a corner
67 mins	Midas Well	scuffed a penalty
78 mins	Brighton Early	scuffed a penalty
81 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a flick on
90 mins	Justin Credible	No apparent reason
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	A mild concussion
90 mins	Aaron Thetires	Spitting

Match Report

After this 6 - 5 defeat, Lincoln City Exiles are like a hooker with a £20 note in her hand, they might not like it, but they are going down. It's going to leave a bad taste too.
The Lincoln City Exiles fans were calling for the head of manager castro viejo after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Ewan Whatarmy's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
Matching like with like, this battle of the Continental game teams, should have been a tight battle. Should have been.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Fat Bastards FC's the gaffer is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 1 4 5 formation.
"You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted the gaffer following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers."
Lincoln City Exiles are the sort of side who always give it their best shot, unfortunately during this match it wasn't on target.

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Referee

Weather

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Buster Jones Junior

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