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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 21 Nov 2024
 
(1) 3 - (6) 12
We Play Like Girls   Rekrap CF
Division Pos:15
  Division Pos:12
 
Goal Scorers
Sam Urai 37
Midas Well 55, 72  
Grandad Daz 4
Uncle Daryl 11 (pen), 65
Parker Roby 17 (pen), 40
Parker Lucie 25, 33, 48, 73
Kirkland Abbie 56
Auntie Jeff 81
Len DeHand 88  
 
Match Statistics
3 5 2 AttackingFormation2 5 3
38Possession62
9Shots12
13Fouls9
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
4Offsides4
LongballStylePassing
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1S.Pitt (1)45
2U.Daway (90)48
3R.Cranium48
4B.Nessround48
5J.Case70
6A.Hugnkiss48
7T.Vision0
8J.Czarfunee48
9A.Gravity72
10J.Czarfunee (1)48
11B.Frapples (1)73
12W.Dipoo (1)68
13A.Hassle0
14M.Rohsopht0
15S.Urai (1)70
16M.Well (1)48
1B.Zac (1)45
2E.Jewcation (1)53
3P.Joey48
4P.Cohen48
5A.Jeff87
6P.Roby82
7G.Daz87
8A.Ellie (90)48
9K.Abbie48
10A.Jus (1)81
11U.Daryl61
12N.Jue (1)48
13P.Seb0
14L.DeHand (1)88
15P.Lucie (1)93
16P.Prya0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsRekrap CFchanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 1 minsWe Play Like Girlschanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 4 minsGrandad Dazafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 11 minsUncle Darylafter ref awarded a penalty
 17 minsParker Robyafter ref awarded a penalty
 19 minsMidas Wellscuffed a penalty
 25 minsParker Lucieafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 33 minsParker Luciewith the hand of God
 37 minsSam Uraiwith a belter from the halfway line
 40 minsParker Robywith a dink right on the goal line
 48 minsParker Lucieafter he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 55 minsMidas Wellwith a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 56 minsKirkland Abbiewith a belter from his own half
 65 minsUncle Darylwith a flick on
 72 minsMidas Wellwith a belter from the halfway line
 73 minsParker Luciewith a great volley from 10 yards out
 81 minsAuntie Jeffwith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 88 minsLen DeHandwith a strike from the left wing
 90 minsUlee DawayInterfering with an opponent
 90 minsParker JoeyA painful back injury
 90 minsAuntie EllieScrapping
 
 
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Match Report
Rekrap CF couldn't have wished for a better result. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 12 - 3 rout of We Play Like Girls.
ezequiel amestoy needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
Where did We Play Like Girls get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
We Play Like Girls's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Injury prone? Parker Joey was sent home before the game when he walked into a wall and ended up with a a painful back injury. He's now out for 12 weeks.
"In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager ezequiel amestoy. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result."
You'd think at 12 - 3 Rekrap CF would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave We Play Like Girls shuddering at how much worse it could have been.
 
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