Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(0) 1
DH United				Fat Bastards FC
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Joel Piroe 10, 45 (pen), 82 Jacques Strap 16 (og) Largie Ramazzani 27 Matteo Joseph 33, 51, 70 Bjorn Free 39 (og) Hugo First 58 (og) Hugo First 77 (og) Joe Rodon 89		Darius Lesgettham 47

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
70	Possession	30
19	Shots	9
12	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Darlow		85
2	I.Schmidt		85
3	J.Rodon		88
4	P.Struijk		85
5	E.Ampadu		85
6	S.Byram		84
7	D.James		89
8	M.Soloman		89
9	J.Piroe		90
10	M.Joseph		90
11	L.Ramazzani	(47)	88
12	J.Rothwell		0
13	J.Bogle		0
14	I.Meslier		0
15	W.Gnonto		0
16	I.Gruev		0

1	T.Vision	77
2	B.Free	61
3	H.First	59
4	J.Strap	59
5	B.Dover	84
6	P.Zaria	80
7	H.First	69
8	W.Bago	79
9	A.Gator	73
10	L.Tarred	82
11	D.Lesgettham	77
12	M.Absent	0
13	J.Credible	0
14	A.Hassle	0
15	T.Burr	0
16	E.Ible	0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Joel Piroe	from a goal kick
16 mins	Jacques Strap	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
27 mins	Largie Ramazzani	from the dressing room
33 mins	Matteo Joseph	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
39 mins	Bjorn Free	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
45 mins	Joel Piroe	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	Largie Ramazzani	Flying a kite
47 mins	Darius Lesgettham	from the dressing room
51 mins	Matteo Joseph	with a belter from his own half
58 mins	Hugo First	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
70 mins	Matteo Joseph	from a corner
77 mins	Hugo First	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
82 mins	Joel Piroe	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
89 mins	Joe Rodon	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

The only way Fat Bastards FC are going to reach dizzy heights after this defeat is to buy themselves a very long ladder.
It looks like DH United have been bringing Arsene Wenger in for Tuesday night coaching this season. Working on their Ball skills paid off in spades today.
DH United had so much possession they made The Exorcist look a vicar's tea party.
Watching Hugo First swiping at the ball over and over again in a vein attempt to clear his lines, it was almost tragic that the poor lad could only succeeded in sticking it past his floundering keeper for an own goal of cringing proportions.
A terrible day for Fat Bastards FC's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Fat Bastards FC's the gaffer experiment with the 3 1 3 1 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
Much criticised Fat Bastards FC manager the gaffer looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that DH United scored."
After a hammering like this Fat Bastards FC's manager the gaffer must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch