Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 9
Lions roar				Birmingham City FC
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
		Al Nino 7 (pen), 56 (pen) Jerry Atrics 16 Shirley Knot 24, 32, 39, 86 Len DeHand 47 Val Crow 80

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
35	Possession	65
11	Shots	18
3	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		74
2	L.Lyde		67
3	J.Atrics		67
4	C.Terbocks		66
5	T.Vision		63
6	X.Money		44
7	A.Kaseltzer	(90)	70
8	D.Sore		74
9	S.Freak		79
10	C.Lear		82
11	R.Banks		83
12	C.Terbocks		0
13	S.Pitt		0
14	W.Piece		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	J.King		0

1	A.Nino		88
2	J.Atrics		78
3	A.Sapple		89
4	B.Ding		89
5	R.Banks		88
6	R.Banks		89
7	E.Jewcation		80
8	S.Pull		80
9	L.DeHand		89
10	V.Crow	(59)	89
11	S.Knot		92
12	D.Tater		0
13	W.Maykit		0
14	C.Terbocks		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	H.Voor		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Al Nino	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
24 mins	Shirley Knot	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
32 mins	Shirley Knot	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
39 mins	Shirley Knot	with a thunderous shot from distance
47 mins	Len DeHand	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
56 mins	Al Nino	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Val Crow	Time wasting
65 mins	Al Nino	scuffed a penalty
80 mins	Val Crow	from a throw in
86 mins	Shirley Knot	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
90 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Fighting with fans

Match Report

Birmingham City FC absolutely wiped the floor with Lions roar in a mismatch of epic proportions. Bagging in 9 goals, Birmingham City FC should pick on someone their own size next time.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before Birmingham City FC manager Steve Royston will be writing books on football theory.
Rule number 462, sub-section b: you pass the ball to you own players, you muppet.
Birmingham City FC hot shot Shirley Knot chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 4 goals.
Birmingham City FC's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got Lions roar's attack in their pockets.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the Sweeper formation look impressive, Lions roar however make it look very ordinary.
"The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play," commented Birmingham City FC manager, Steve Royston after his side's win. "We weren't crap for a change. I'm sure we'll be back to normal next time though."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 9 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like Birmingham City FC is the final whistle.

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Michael McLintock

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