Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(4) 9
FC Bridgwater				Tilberucht
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Val Lay 17 Alf Abet 50, 85 Samson Night 66 (og)		Peter Pantz 7, 76 Stan Dup 16 (pen), 23, 46, 68 Sheeza Freak 39 (pen), 61 Sid Down 54

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	19
9	Fouls	5
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.King	78
2	L.Sirr	69
3	D.Pipes	72
4	K.Cook	78
5	F.Bisceps	73
6	A.Birthday	76
7	S.Freak	71
8	D.Lesgettham	62
9	A.Abet	60
10	L.Tarred	47
11	V.Lay	71
12	A.Kaholic	0
13	A.Gator	0
14	W.Bago	0
15	L.Briccant	0
16	W.Bago	0

1	P.Pantz		87
2	S.Freak	(90)	69
3	S.Night		74
4	K.Cook		80
5	M.Labor		81
6	M.Absent		78
7	S.Freak		89
8	S.Down		71
9	P.Pantz	(90)	48
10	T.Vision		43
11	S.Dup		92
12	S.Pitt		0
13	T.Vision	(90)	72
14	R.Kleiner		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	E.Roids		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Peter Pantz	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
16 mins	Stan Dup	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Val Lay	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
23 mins	Stan Dup	with a great chip from the left wing
31 mins	Stan Dup	scuffed a penalty
34 mins	Alf Abet	blasted a penalty into row z
39 mins	Sheeza Freak	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins	Stan Dup	with a great volley from 10 yards out
50 mins	Alf Abet	from a corner
54 mins	Sid Down	from a throw in
61 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a powerful header into the top corner
66 mins	Samson Night	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
68 mins	Stan Dup	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
76 mins	Peter Pantz	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
85 mins	Alf Abet	with a dink right on the goal line
90 mins	Sheeza Freak	A mild concussion
90 mins	Peter Pantz	Time wasting

Match Report

Tilberucht recorded a solid win to take all three points from a lacklustre FC Bridgwater side. At 9 - 4 it wasn't so much like taking candy from a baby, rather not giving the baby candy in the first place.
FC Bridgwater are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
FC Bridgwater had so little possession they could have referred Tilberucht to the monopolies and mergers commission.
There must be a reason why FC Bridgwater manager England Manager insists on continuing to play the woeful Joe King in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
A terrible day for FC Bridgwater 's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
FC Bridgwater 's England Manager is clearly deeply in love with 4 1 4 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play," offered manager England Manager. "We can only point the finger of blame at ourselves."
Back to basics then for FC Bridgwater who seemed to suffer some sort of collective brain fade when confronted by a game of football.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

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