Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(11) 21
Birmingham City FC				CSI-Thanet
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Dick Tater 50		Elizabeth Shue 2, 9, 18, 22, 30, 38 (pen), 47 (pen), 51, 55, 59, 64, 72, 76 Anna Belknap 5, 80, 84 Marisa Hartigay 13, 68 Sofia Ward 26 Lauran Holly*** 34 Jorga Fox 43

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	22
7	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Nino	77
2	B.Ding	69
3	A.Sapple	74
4	R.Banks	69
5	S.Night	80
6	E.Jewcation	75
7	A.Rudder	72
8	V.Crow	75
9	F.Furter	77
10	S.Knot	81
11	D.Tater	77
12	S.Pull	0
13	J.Atrics	0
14	H.Voor	0
15	L.DeHand	0
16	W.Maykit	0

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Helgenberger		79
3	L.Le Smith	(1)	78
4	S.Milos***		85
5	S.Ward	(85)	89
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap		91
8	K.Delany		90
9	L.Holly***		87
10	M.Hartigay		88
11	E.Shue		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	90
13	E.Proctor***	(1)	87
14	J.Fox	(1)	88
15	L.Lombard		0
16	C.de Pabo		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
5 mins	Anna Belknap	with a powerful header into the top corner
9 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a belter from the halfway line
13 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
18 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
22 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a belter from his own half
26 mins	Sofia Ward	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
30 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
34 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
38 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Jorga Fox	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
47 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Dick Tater	with a belter from his own half
51 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a flick on
55 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a great solo effort
59 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
64 mins	Elizabeth Shue	from the dressing room
68 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with the bumcheek of God
72 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
76 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a flick on
80 mins	Anna Belknap	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
84 mins	Anna Belknap	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
85 mins	Sofia Ward	Head butting

Match Report

CSI-Thanet couldn't have wished for a better result. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 21 - 1 rout of Birmingham City FC.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Corners, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
CSI-Thanet won every loose ball going. They'd have even won it in a raffle no matter how many tickets you sold.
An hat trick for Anna Belknap topped off a topsy-turvey match for CSI-Thanet.
The Birmingham City FC have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
Most of CSI-Thanet clearly thought 4 5 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"After a win like that," crowed manager Brian Gilbert, "I can look in the mirror every day and be pleased with what I'm doing here, never rattling anyone's feathers."
No one likes to see their team take such a savage beating. Maybe it's why the Birmingham City FC supporters decided to leave their specs at home.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Windy

Muddy Pitch