Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 0
Tuebay				football warriors
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Val Lay 6 (pen), 61 Joe Czarfunee 11, 67 (pen) Tate Urchips 17, 35 (pen) Lou Stooth 22, 48, 55, 74, 86 Adam Bomb 41, 80

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 2 5
68	Possession	32
20	Shots	8
5	Fouls	3
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	X.Money		90
2	V.Crow		89
3	U.Daway		84
4	F.Bisceps		87
5	A.Bomb		79
6	V.Crow	(90)	71
7	W.Piece		85
8	T.Urchips		88
9	J.Czarfunee		89
10	V.Lay		88
11	L.Stooth		93
12	T.Burr	(90)	85
13	X.Money		0
14	W.Leggrowbach		0
15	E.Whatarmy		0
16	C.Lear		0

1	M.Rohsopht		75
2	N.Ovtime	(90)	56
3	A.Choke		64
4	S.Freak		45
5	W.Bago		83
6	S.Down		78
7	R.Banks		80
8	W.Dipoo		42
9	C.Needzit	(78)	61
10	A.Structible		56
11	L.Briccant		0
12	S.Urai	(78)	51
13	V.Crow		0
14	S.Down		0
15	L.Stooth		0
16	N.Ovtime		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Val Lay	after ref awarded a penalty
11 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a spectacular bicycle kick
17 mins	Tate Urchips	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
22 mins	Lou Stooth	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
35 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Adam Bomb	with a spectacular bicycle kick
48 mins	Lou Stooth	with the bumcheek of God
55 mins	Lou Stooth	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
61 mins	Val Lay	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
67 mins	Joe Czarfunee	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Lou Stooth	from a corner
78 mins	Casey Needzit	A mild concussion
80 mins	Adam Bomb	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
86 mins	Lou Stooth	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Nick Ovtime	Scrapping
90 mins	Val Crow	A mild concussion

Match Report

Tuebay ran rings round football warriors leaving them in tatters after a humbling 13 - 0 beating. You get the feeling they even took their foot off the gas to spare further blushes.
If this is how master tactician panna dapandi plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Tuebay could have written a book on possession football after football warriors hardly touched the ball.
What do you have to do to beat this guy? Tuebay keeper Xavier Money played a blinder and got a clean sheet as his reward.
A terrible day for football warriors's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Tuebay manager panna dapandi does. But 4 3 3 is not the best shape for them.
"How we lost that I'll never know," huffed Maxwell Uzumaki. "We must have had 99 per cent of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match."
Tuebay are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

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Michael McLintock

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