Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(0) 0
CSI-Thanet				Lions roar
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Kim Delany 6 Elizabeth Shue 14, 22, 31, 55, 72, 79, 88 (pen) Des Buratto 38 (og) Jorga Fox 47

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	9
6	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	L.Le Smith		90
3	M.Kanakredes	(1)	81
4	S.Milos***		88
5	S.Ward		88
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap		89
8	K.Delany		89
9	L.Holly***		90
10	M.Hartigay		87
11	E.Shue		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	88
13	M.Helgenberger	(1) (61)	88
14	J.Fox	(1)	89
15	L.Lombard		0
16	C.de Pabo		0

1	S.Pitt		72
2	L.Lyde		64
3	D.Buratto		67
4	X.Money		44
5	A.Kaseltzer		69
6	D.Sore		79
7	S.Freak	(90)	67
8	C.Terbocks		75
9	F.Bisceps		64
10	C.Lear		79
11	R.Banks		80
12	A.Meway		0
13	C.Terbocks		0
14	W.Piece		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	T.Vision		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Thanet	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
6 mins	Kim Delany	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
14 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
31 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a great chip from the left wing
38 mins	Des Buratto	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
47 mins	Jorga Fox	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
55 mins	Elizabeth Shue	from a corner
61 mins	Marge Helgenberger	Squabbling
72 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with the hand of God
79 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
88 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Sheeza Freak	Fighting with fans

Match Report

After being on the receiving end of a 10 - 0 whitewash, the Lions roar camp claim their side has never played so badly before. On the evidence of this outing you'd be surprised to learn that they had played before.
Matt Harkup must be the organ grinder, Lions roar are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
To win games you need to win the ball. Lions roar don't even know what a ball looks like.
Des Buratto scored . He was facing the wrong way at the time. Hindsight is a wonderful thing after an own goal like that.
You could give CSI-Thanet's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Most of Lions roar clearly thought 3 5 2 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," claimed CSI-Thanet midfielder Liz Vassey.
No one likes to see their team take such a savage beating. Maybe it's why the Lions roar supporters decided to leave their specs at home.

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Michael McLintock

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