Match Report

	(5) 12	-	(1) 4
Llandough FC				football warriors
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Val Crow 5 (og) Ken Opener 12 (pen), 81 (pen) Buster Cherry 18, 86 Frank Furter 23 Willie Maykit 36, 48, 54 Aaron Thetires 61 Hayden Seek 68 Bart Ender 73		Andy Structible 15 Casey Needzit 47 Sam Urai 62 Winnie Dipoo 78

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
62	Possession	38
12	Shots	9
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	K.Opener		88
2	D.Druff	(70)	69
3	K.Opener		72
4	F.Furter	(90)	88
5	A.Thetires		89
6	X.Breath		46
7	J.Atrics		53
8	B.Cherry		87
9	W.Maykit		90
10	H.Seek		45
11	B.Ender		71
12	S.Night		0
13	B.Ding		0
14	W.Bago	(70)	68
15	W.Melon		0
16	B.Early		0

1	M.Rohsopht		63
2	A.Choke		56
3	V.Crow		46
4	S.Freak		45
5	S.Down		54
6	W.Bago		76
7	S.Urai		59
8	S.Down		71
9	A.Structible		67
10	C.Needzit	(90)	76
11	W.Dipoo		42
12	R.Banks		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	L.Briccant		0
15	H.Voor		0
16	L.Nover		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Val Crow	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
12 mins	Ken Opener	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Andy Structible	from a corner
18 mins	Buster Cherry	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
23 mins	Frank Furter	with a powerful header into the top corner
29 mins	Ken Opener	scuffed a penalty
30 mins	Mike Rohsopht	scuffed a penalty
36 mins	Willie Maykit	with a thunderous shot from distance
42 mins	Ken Opener	scuffed a penalty
47 mins	Casey Needzit	with a brave flying header
48 mins	Willie Maykit	with a great solo effort
54 mins	Willie Maykit	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
61 mins	Aaron Thetires	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
62 mins	Sam Urai	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
68 mins	Hayden Seek	with a dink right on the goal line
70 mins	Dan Druff	A mild concussion
73 mins	Bart Ender	with a great volley from 10 yards out
78 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
81 mins	Ken Opener	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Buster Cherry	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
90 mins	Frank Furter	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Casey Needzit	Foul and abusive language

Match Report

You can't let teams like Llandough FC play their game. When you do, they score goals as football warriors found out to their cost with this 12 - 4 drubbing.
football warriors show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Lee Nover's no-show for football warriors was due to running out of petrol on the way to the ground. His manager said that although his tank was empty, he was full of it.
As own goals go, Val Crow's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic.
What a midfield Llandough FC have. football warriors didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Frank Furter and Casey Needzit had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
The boss is meant to shape his team, football warriors manager Maxwell Uzumaki does. But 4 1 3 1 1 is not the best shape for them.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Dan Druff, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 12 - 4 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire football warriors to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Normal

Soft Pitch