Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(4) 9
Llandough FC				FC Bridgwater
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Ken Opener 15 Jerry Atrics 34 Aaron Thetires 50 Dan Druff 84		Stu Pitt 9 Bud Weiser 19, 59, 90 Lou Sirr 30 (pen) Lou Briccant 40, 49 Abbie Birthday 68 Val Lay 79

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	Christmas Tree
47	Possession	53
11	Shots	12
2	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Opener	63
2	B.Ender	77
3	D.Druff	77
4	X.Money	55
5	J.Atrics	59
6	K.Opener	70
7	F.Furter	79
8	A.Thetires	69
9	J.Atrics	49
10	X.Breath	46
11	B.Cherry	71
12	H.Seek	0
13	W.Bago	0
14	S.Night	0
15	W.Maykit	0
16	B.Early	0

1	B.Ender		87
2	D.Pipes	(62)	75
3	L.Sirr		88
4	K.Cook		83
5	L.Tarred	(90)	47
6	B.Weiser		91
7	V.Lay		72
8	S.Pitt		89
9	A.Birthday		72
10	D.Lesgettham		60
11	L.Briccant		73
12	A.Kaholic		0
13	F.Bisceps	(90)	72
14	J.King		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	A.Gator		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Stu Pitt	with a belter from the halfway line
15 mins	Ken Opener	with a powerful header into the top corner
19 mins	Bud Weiser	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
30 mins	Lou Sirr	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Jerry Atrics	from the dressing room
40 mins	Lou Briccant	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
49 mins	Lou Briccant	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
50 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
59 mins	Bud Weiser	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
62 mins	Dwayne Pipes	Dangerous tackling
67 mins	Ken Opener	blasted a penalty into row z
68 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a brave flying header
79 mins	Val Lay	with a dink right on the goal line
84 mins	Dan Druff	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Leo Tarred	A mild concussion
90 mins	Bud Weiser	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

Llandough FC put on an a quite astonishing display of ineptitude and for their trouble found themselves reaping a 9 - 4 thumping from an impressive-looking FC Bridgwater .
FC Bridgwater manager England Manager pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
FC Bridgwater 's Bud Weiser found the net three times during the match for a memorable hat trick performance.
After today Alex Roan cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Llandough FC's Alex Roan experiment with the 4 5 1 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"They say a week is long time in politics," remarked manager Llandough FC manager Alex Roan after this defeat. "90 minutes is a long time in football. The longer it went on, the more worried I was they'd score. And look what happened."
To keep up the lame horse metaphor, FC Bridgwater took the points at a gallop. Llandough FC just looked like a lame horse.

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