Match Report

	(7) 13	-	(0) 0
CSI-Thanet				Tuebay
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Elizabeth Shue 5, 11, 18, 25, 52, 65, 72, 78 Lauran Holly*** 32 Marisa Hartigay 38, 58 (pen) Lauren Le Smith 45 Sofia Ward 85

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	Sweeper
68	Possession	32
22	Shots	9
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	L.Le Smith		87
3	M.Helgenberger	(1)	89
4	S.Milos***		90
5	S.Ward		90
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap		89
8	K.Delany		89
9	L.Holly***	(60)	88
10	M.Hartigay		90
11	E.Shue		94
12	P.Perrette	(1)	90
13	E.Proctor***	(1)	90
14	J.Fox	(1)	89
15	L.Lombard		0
16	C.de Pabo		0

1	X.Money		78
2	C.Mass	(61)	62
3	A.Bomb		73
4	X.Money		70
5	C.Lear		69
6	F.Bisceps		69
7	B.Nessround		75
8	T.Burr		73
9	T.Urchips		74
10	J.Czarfunee		77
11	L.Stooth		81
12	W.Piece		0
13	W.Leggrowbach		0
14	V.Crow		0
15	J.Credible		0
16	V.Lay		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Thanet	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
5 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
11 mins	Elizabeth Shue	from a throw in
18 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a brave flying header
25 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a flick on
32 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a belter from his own half
38 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with the bumcheek of God
45 mins	Lauren Le Smith	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
52 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a lovely move from the right wing
58 mins	Marisa Hartigay	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Lauran Holly***	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Chris Mass	Indecent exposure
65 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
72 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
78 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
85 mins	Sofia Ward	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

You have to feel for a side who have just been subjected to the most severe of scorelines. It doesn't get much worse than a 13 - 0 hiding. If they were an animal it would be the kindest thing all round to call a vet.
With little sign of organisation from manager panna dapandi, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Tuebay's Val Crow missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
Tuebay are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Xavier Money should be locked up.
Tuebay have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Tuebay look about as convinving playing in the Sweeper formation as they would if boss panna dapandi sent them out in dresses.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager panna dapandi following this defeat.
null Apparently Tuebay were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Muddy Pitch