Match Report

	(8) 17	-	(0) 0
CSI-Thanet				Tilberucht
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Elizabeth Shue 4, 14, 21, 26, 37, 42, 68, 73, 89 Kim Delany 9, 83 Sofia Ward 31, 52 Anna Belknap 47, 62, 78 Sofia Milos*** 57

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 4 2
68	Possession	32
22	Shots	9
4	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	L.Le Smith		89
3	M.Helgenberger	(1)	88
4	S.Milos***		87
5	S.Ward		88
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap	(87)	90
8	K.Delany		89
9	L.Holly***		88
10	M.Hartigay		87
11	E.Shue		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	87
13	E.Proctor***	(1)	75
14	J.Fox	(1)	90
15	L.Lombard		0
16	C.de Pabo		0

1	P.Pantz		78
2	T.Vision		66
3	S.Night		74
4	K.Cook		73
5	M.Absent		68
6	T.Vision		43
7	D.Druff	(57)	65
8	S.Down		81
9	A.Hugnkiss	(87)	64
10	V.Lay		77
11	S.Dup		73
12	S.Freak		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	R.Kleiner		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	S.Freak		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Thanet	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
4 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
9 mins	Kim Delany	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
14 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with the bumcheek of God
26 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
31 mins	Sofia Ward	from the dressing room
37 mins	Elizabeth Shue	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
42 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
47 mins	Anna Belknap	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
52 mins	Sofia Ward	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
57 mins	Dan Druff	Time wasting
57 mins	Emily Proctor***	A broken arm
57 mins	Sofia Milos***	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
62 mins	Anna Belknap	with a flick on
68 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with the bumcheek of God
73 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
78 mins	Anna Belknap	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
83 mins	Kim Delany	with a lovely move from the right wing
87 mins	Anna Belknap	Head butting
87 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Head butting
89 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

With their points tally rising faster than the temperature of a schoolboy watching a Rachel Stevens video, promotion is very much on the cards for this club.
What a tactician CSI-Thanet manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Brian Gilbert would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to CSI-Thanet who were gifted possession every time Tilberucht touched the ball.
There was no way past CSI-Thanet goalie Pauley Perrette in this match. Tilberucht would have needed a tank to get the ball into the back of his net. And if you check the rules you'll see that's not allowed.
The Aenar needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
Anna Belknap and Amanda Hugnkiss were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
There are less suitable formations for Tilberucht's squad than 4 4 2, but The Aenar would be advised to ignore those too.
"Hopefully we're now on the crest of a slump," said Tilberucht boss The Aenar.
Even if this was a game of rugby, Tilberucht wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

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