Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(6) 11
Blue Star Eagles				KickAss United
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Amanda Hugnkiss 35, 52, 71, 88		Ulee Daway 5, 27, 34, 40, 64 Hugh deMann 12, 48, 72 Dan Geruss 20 Winnie Dipoo 56 (pen) Alec Tricity 84

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	4 1 2 3
42	Possession	58
10	Shots	12
11	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn	79
2	W.Melon	69
3	R.Banks	70
4	A.Structible	67
5	W.Deer	70
6	W.Piece	76
7	B.Nessround	75
8	A.Hugnkiss	71
9	L.Tarred	78
10	S.Dup	65
11	A.Hugnkiss	83
12	M.Absent	0
13	A.Abet	0
14	D.Lesgettham	0
15	X.Breath	0
16	D.Sore	0

1	W.Dipoo		89
2	A.Tricity	(90)	79
3	B.Dwyer		80
4	A.Tricity	(90)	66
5	H.deMann		75
6	X.Breath		89
7	D.Geruss		88
8	C.Terbocks		70
9	A.Gravity		87
10	M.Well		83
11	U.Daway		83
12	A.Hassle		0
13	A.Kaholic	(90)	78
14	A.Kaholic		0
15	J.Atrics		0
16	S.Pull		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Ulee Daway	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
12 mins	Hugh deMann	with a lovely move from the right wing
20 mins	Dan Geruss	from a corner
27 mins	Ulee Daway	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
34 mins	Ulee Daway	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
35 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
40 mins	Ulee Daway	from a free kick
48 mins	Hugh deMann	from a corner
52 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a powerful header into the top corner
56 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins	Ulee Daway	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
71 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a great chip from the left wing
72 mins	Hugh deMann	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
84 mins	Alec Tricity	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
88 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
90 mins	Alec Tricity	A mild concussion
90 mins	Alec Tricity	Time wasting

Match Report

If this game lasted any longer than 90 minutes KickAss United's goal tally would have resembled a phone number. Blue Star Eagles are thanking their stars it was only 11 - 4.
mike oboyle clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
Darius Lesgettham failed to show for Blue Star Eagles because he couldn't leave his house due to having bad hair. His manager said he was going to give him another chance because he's worth it.
Blue Star Eagles's Amanda Hugnkiss might find a few Premiership clubs sniffing around after his impressive 4-goal haul.
A disgraceful defensive performance from Blue Star Eagles. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
There are less suitable formations for Blue Star Eagles's squad than 5 4 1 Attacking, but mike oboyle would be advised to ignore those too.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager mike oboyle after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
When your team leaves the field 11 - 4 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout KickAss United have few cares.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch