The Division Thu, 24 Oct 2024

	(5) 9	-	(3) 6
We Play Like Girls				FC Schwalbe
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 69358 5 Player Name 69356 12, 79 Player Name 69353 22 Player Name 69354 29 Player Name 69351 36 Player Name 69343 50, 86 Player Name 69350 64		*Friet berepoot 10.12 15, 40, 54 -Andy Kaassoufle 10.13 25 *friet Speciaal 10.3** 68 *friet kebab 10.9 82

Match Statistics
3 5 2 Attacking		Formation		3 4 3
45		Possession		55
13		Shots		13
8		Fouls		15
1		Yellow Cards		3
0		Red Cards		0
6		Offsides		6
Continental		Style		Passing
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Moulded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 69342 41 2 P.Name 69343 (59) 59 3 P.Name 69346 48 4 P.Name 69347 (28) 57 5 P.Name 69351 44 6 P.Name 69353 54 7 P.Name 69356 48 8 P.Name 69357 0 9 P.Name 69358 37 10 P.Name 69350 47 11 P.Name 69354 45 12 P.Name 69352 0 13 P.Name 69344 (28) 50 14 P.Name 69341 0 15 P.Name 69355 0 16 P.Name 69349 0		1 *.Frikandel 10.14 48 2 *.Speciaal 10.3** 45 3 *.Sitostick 10.01** 0 4 *.Curryworst 10.44 (53) 46 5 -.Kaassoufle 10.13 48 6 *.Bitterbal 10.39 (59) 46 7 ..Viandel 10.37 0 8 *.Bamiblok 10.15 0 9 *.berepoot 10.12 (75) 47 10 *.kroket 10.32 0 11 *.kebab 10.9 48 12 *.Boulet 10.46 -1 0 13 *.Oorlog 10.11 0 14 ..Sate 10.41** 0 15 *.Mexicano 10.04 0 16 *.Cervela 10.40 0

Time		Person	Description
1 mins		FC Schwalbe	changed from Attacking to Defensive
5 mins		Player Name 69358	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
12 mins		Player Name 69356	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
15 mins		FC Schwalbe	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins		*Friet berepoot 10.12	with a lovely move from the right wing
22 mins		Player Name 69353	with a powerful header into the top corner
25 mins		-Andy Kaassoufle 10.13	from a throw in
28 mins		Player Name 69347	A mild concussion
29 mins		Player Name 69354	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
36 mins		Player Name 69351	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
40 mins		*Friet berepoot 10.12	with a great solo effort
44 mins		Player Name 69343	scuffed a penalty
45 mins		FC Schwalbe	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
50 mins		Player Name 69343	with a belter from his own half
53 mins		*Friet Curryworst 10.44	Spitting
54 mins		*Friet berepoot 10.12	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
57 mins		Player Name 69346	scuffed a penalty
59 mins		Player Name 69343	Foul and abusive language
59 mins		*Friet Bitterbal 10.39	Foul and abusive language
64 mins		Player Name 69350	with a lovely move from the right wing
68 mins		*friet Speciaal 10.3**	from a goal kick
75 mins		*Friet berepoot 10.12	No apparent reason
79 mins		Player Name 69356	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
82 mins		*friet kebab 10.9	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
86 mins		Player Name 69343	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

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Match Report

FC Schwalbe were run ragged by We Play Like Girls who comfortably beat them 9 - 6. They were huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf trying to blow the little pigs' houses down. And like trying to blow a house down they were always on a loser too. When We Play Like Girls's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers. As they slipped to this defeat FC Schwalbe could have done with *Friet Mexicano 10.04 turning up. His no show was due to gone on holiday. An impressive performance from We Play Like Girls's Player Name 69343 left him with 2 goals to his name. The Gaffer will pleased with himself that his tactics won the day. Player Name 69343 and *Friet Bitterbal 10.39 had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card. We Play Like Girls's The Gaffer is clearly deeply in love with 3 5 2 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order. "The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Player Name 69347, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us." We Play Like Girls's more than convincing 9 - 6 victory was certainly no ugly duckling. Which is more than you can say about FC Schwalbe.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Brian Blinker	Rainy	Soft Pitch