Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(8) 16
We Play Like Girls				Tipton City
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Jerry Atrics 28 (og) Player Name 69343 56 Player Name 69347 83		Al Kaseltzer 8, 61 Jerry Atrics 13 Jerry Atrics 17 Val Lay 22, 85, 90 Len DeHand 27 (pen), 80 (pen) Tim Burr 31 Abbie Birthday 36 Jacques Strap 41, 51, 56, 70, 75

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	16
14	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 69342		40
2	P.Name 69343		58
3	P.Name 69346	(45)	47
4	P.Name 69347		56
5	P.Name 69351	(60)	43
6	P.Name 69353		53
7	P.Name 69356		0
8	P.Name 69357		41
9	P.Name 69358		36
10	P.Name 69350		47
11	P.Name 69354		44
12	P.Name 69352		0
13	P.Name 69344		0
14	P.Name 69341		0
15	P.Name 69355		0
16	P.Name 69349		0

1	L.DeHand		90
2	J.Atrics	(60)	45
3	W.Bago		79
4	A.Birthday		89
5	T.Vision		83
6	C.Mass	(86)	46
7	T.Burr		81
8	D.Sore		61
9	J.Strap		90
10	A.Kaseltzer		81
11	V.Lay		77
12	M.DeLawn	(86)	62
13	W.Dipoo		0
14	B.Frapples		0
15	H.deMann		0
16	H.First		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Len DeHand	blasted a penalty into row z
8 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with the hand of God
13 mins	Jerry Atrics	from a goal kick
17 mins	Jerry Atrics	from a throw in
22 mins	Val Lay	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
27 mins	Len DeHand	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins	Jerry Atrics	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
31 mins	Tim Burr	with a flick on
36 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a great volley from 10 yards out
41 mins	Jacques Strap	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
45 mins	Player Name 69346	Scrapping
51 mins	Jacques Strap	with a header from the penalty area
56 mins	Player Name 69343	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
56 mins	Jacques Strap	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
60 mins	Jerry Atrics	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Player Name 69351	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
65 mins	Len DeHand	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Jacques Strap	from a throw in
75 mins	Jacques Strap	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
80 mins	Len DeHand	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Player Name 69347	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
85 mins	Val Lay	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
86 mins	Jerry Atrics	A mild concussion
90 mins	Val Lay	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

You have to feel for a side who have just been subjected to the most severe of scorelines. It doesn't get much worse than a 16 - 3 hiding. If they were an animal it would be the kindest thing all round to call a vet.
Like an untended garden, the untrained We Play Like Girls have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
We Play Like Girls don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by Tipton City taught them.
Three-goal wonder Val Lay left a broken We Play Like Girls team to wonder how on earth he slipped through their usually solid defence to bag a hat trick.
Like a cobra, Tipton City recoiled at We Play Like Girls's attacks and then struck, catching them visciously and fatally.
Jerry Atrics and Player Name 69351 had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Tipton City's Oluwasegun Emmanuel is clearly deeply in love with 2 5 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"It was a good win for us," offered Tipton City midfielder Chris Mass. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag."
If We Play Like Girls want to keep their shorts clean, maybe We Play Like Girls should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

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