Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(7) 14
We Play Like Girls				KickAss United
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 69358 13, 80 Dan Druff 40 (og) Player Name 69357 53		Al Kaholic 7 (pen) Jerry Atrics 13, 19, 36, 49, 61, 67, 81 Kenny Dewitt 24, 74, 87 Ulee Daway 30 Xavier Breath 43, 55

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
32	Possession	68
9	Shots	19
2	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 69342	40
2	P.Name 69343	58
3	P.Name 69346	47
4	P.Name 69347	56
5	P.Name 69351	43
6	P.Name 69353	53
7	P.Name 69356	48
8	P.Name 69357	41
9	P.Name 69358	36
10	P.Name 69350	47
11	P.Name 69354	44
12	P.Name 69352	0
13	P.Name 69344	0
14	P.Name 69341	0
15	P.Name 69355	0
16	P.Name 69349	0

1	A.Kaholic		89
2	A.Tricity		73
3	B.Dwyer		78
4	A.Tricity		77
5	X.Breath		88
6	D.Geruss		90
7	A.Hassle		81
8	K.Dewitt	(61)	63
9	U.Daway		62
10	J.Atrics		85
11	A.Kaholic		45
12	H.deMann		0
13	W.Dipoo		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	S.Knot		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Al Kaholic	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Player Name 69358	from a corner
13 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
19 mins	Jerry Atrics	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
24 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
27 mins	Player Name 69346	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Ulee Daway	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
36 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
40 mins	Dan Druff	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
43 mins	Xavier Breath	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
49 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
53 mins	Player Name 69357	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
55 mins	Xavier Breath	with a spectacular bicycle kick
61 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Time wasting
61 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a great volley from 10 yards out
66 mins	Player Name 69346	scuffed a penalty
67 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a great solo effort
74 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a belter from the halfway line
80 mins	Player Name 69358	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
81 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a belter from his own half
87 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

There's wins, there's comfortable wins and then there's the sort of win KickAss United pulled out of the bag. At 14 - 4 you can see why We Play Like Girls were begging for mercy long before the final whistle put them out of their misery.
KickAss United manager Sean Taylor pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Shirley Knot decided to give the game a miss because he had hiccups.
Kenny Dewitt could have banged them in all afternoon. He decided to stop though after his hat trick much to the relief of We Play Like Girls.
The We Play Like Girls have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
KickAss United look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 Attacking formation as they would if boss Sean Taylor sent them out in dresses.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager The Gaffer "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
The only way We Play Like Girls could have hoped to stop this rampant KickAss United side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

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