Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(0) 0
Tipton City				RJ FC
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Val Lay 16, 56 Hugh deMann 35 Jacques Strap 78

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
55	Possession	45
17	Shots	7
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.DeHand		89
2	J.Atrics		45
3	H.First		81
4	W.Bago	(90) (90)	65
5	A.Birthday		88
6	T.Vision		82
7	T.Burr		79
8	C.Mass		46
9	J.Strap		88
10	H.deMann		89
11	V.Lay		77
12	D.Sore		0
13	H.deMann	(90)	79
14	B.Frapples		0
15	A.Kaseltzer		0
16	A.Abet		0

1	A.Gravity		75
2	S.Cola		75
3	L.Lyde		69
4	B.Dover		47
5	M.DeLawn		67
6	R.Kleiner	(90)	63
7	H.Mungous		81
8	L.Tarred		82
9	R.Cranium		73
10	M.Labor		48
11	E.Ible		76
12	E.Roids		0
13	M.Skeeto	(90)	47
14	A.Hassle		0
15	S.Cola		0
16	S.Down		0


Time	Person	Description
16 mins	Val Lay	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
35 mins	Hugh deMann	from a corner
56 mins	Val Lay	with a powerful header into the top corner
78 mins	Jacques Strap	with a thunderous shot from distance
90 mins	Winnie Bago	Head butting
90 mins	Rick Kleiner	A broken thumb
90 mins	Winnie Bago	A broken arm

Match Report

After losing in this manner RJ FC are probably wishing they'd stayed at home. If they had they might've done slightly better than the 4 - 0 drubbing dished out by Tipton City.
Whatever it is Oluwasegun Emmanuel is putting in Tipton City's water, we'd like some.
So impressive was Len DeHand's performance in the Tipton City goal that his manager gave him a wet, tonguey kiss after this 4 - 0 result.
The Tipton City attack simple bulldozed their way through the RJ FC defence. A demolition job.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why RJ FC go out in 2 3 2 1 2 formation we're still looking for it.
Much criticised RJ FC manager Rahul Govind looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Tipton City scored."
Babies with sweets should steer clear of Tipton City games for the foreseeable future on this kind of showing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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