Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(3) 6
Blue Star Eagles				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Stan Dup 5, 72 Leo Tarred 10 Amanda Hugnkiss 15, 45, 67, 82, 87 Lance Lyde 20, 49 Dinah Sore 25 Amanda Hugnkiss 29, 54 Xavier Breath 35, 63 Bo Nessround 59		Player Name 69346 13, 26 Player Name 69356 39, 65 Player Name 69350 52 Player Name 69358 79

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
68	Possession	32
19	Shots	8
8	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
10	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn		72
2	R.Banks		75
3	A.Hugnkiss		87
4	S.Dup		77
5	B.Nessround		72
6	L.Tarred		70
7	M.Absent	(62)	59
8	D.Sore		45
9	X.Breath		63
10	L.Lyde		42
11	A.Hugnkiss		83
12	W.Piece		0
13	A.Structible		0
14	L.Tarred		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	W.Deer		0

1	P.Name 69342		40
2	P.Name 69343		58
3	P.Name 69346	(62)	47
4	P.Name 69347		55
5	P.Name 69351		43
6	P.Name 69353		53
7	P.Name 69356		47
8	P.Name 69357	(51)	41
9	P.Name 69358		35
10	P.Name 69350		46
11	P.Name 69354		0
12	P.Name 69352		0
13	P.Name 69344		0
14	P.Name 69341		0
15	P.Name 69355		0
16	P.Name 69349		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Stan Dup	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
10 mins	Leo Tarred	from a throw in
13 mins	Player Name 69346	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
15 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
20 mins	Lance Lyde	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
25 mins	Dinah Sore	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
26 mins	Player Name 69346	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a dink right on the goal line
35 mins	Xavier Breath	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
39 mins	Player Name 69356	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
45 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a spectacular bicycle kick
49 mins	Lance Lyde	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
51 mins	Player Name 69357	Spitting
52 mins	Player Name 69350	with a great solo effort
54 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a flick on
59 mins	Bo Nessround	with a dink right on the goal line
62 mins	Marcus Absent	Foul and abusive language
62 mins	Player Name 69346	Foul and abusive language
63 mins	Xavier Breath	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
65 mins	Player Name 69356	with the bumcheek of God
67 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a great solo effort
72 mins	Stan Dup	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
76 mins	Moe DeLawn	blasted a penalty into row z
79 mins	Player Name 69358	from a corner
82 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a strike from the left wing
87 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 16 - 6 thumping at the hands of Blue Star Eagles. Maybe they should have just stayed at home in the first place.
Like an untended garden, the untrained We Play Like Girls have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 69354 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 69342 to keep goldfish.
The We Play Like Girls forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
Marcus Absent and Player Name 69346 had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 5 2 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for The Gaffer most of his squad are best on the bench.
"If the manager doesn't get our ship back on the rails, he's going to find himself in deep water," an irate We Play Like Girls fan told the local paper after this defeat.
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, Blue Star Eagles should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

Normal

Soft Pitch