Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(1) 2
FC Schwalbe				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
friet kebab 10.9 7 (pen), 21, 36, 44, 56, 69 -Andy Kaassoufle 10.13 14, 28 .Robin Viandel 10.37 62 Friet berepoot 10.12 75 *Friet Bitterbal 10.39 81, 87		Player Name 69357 20 Player Name 69356 84

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
61	Possession	39
15	Shots	10
15	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	*.Frikandel 10.14		48
2	.Speciaal 10.3*		45
3	.Sitostick 10.01*		45
4	*.Curryworst 10.44	(44)	46
5	-.Kaassoufle 10.13		48
6	*.Bitterbal 10.39		46
7	..Viandel 10.37		46
8	*.Bamiblok 10.15	(24)	48
9	*.berepoot 10.12		47
10	*.kroket 10.32		0
11	*.kebab 10.9		48
12	*.Boulet 10.46 -1		0
13	*.Oorlog 10.11		0
14	..Sate 10.41**		0
15	*.Mexicano 10.04		0
16	*.Cervela 10.40		0

1	P.Name 69342		39
2	P.Name 69343		58
3	P.Name 69346	(58)	46
4	P.Name 69347		54
5	P.Name 69351		0
6	P.Name 69353		52
7	P.Name 69356		46
8	P.Name 69357		41
9	P.Name 69358		35
10	P.Name 69350		45
11	P.Name 69354		42
12	P.Name 69352		0
13	P.Name 69344		0
14	P.Name 69341		0
15	P.Name 69355		0
16	P.Name 69349		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	FC Schwalbe	changed from Attacking to Defensive
7 mins	*friet kebab 10.9	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	-Andy Kaassoufle 10.13	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
20 mins	Player Name 69357	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
21 mins	*friet kebab 10.9	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
24 mins	*Friet Bamiblok 10.15	Obstruction
28 mins	-Andy Kaassoufle 10.13	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
36 mins	*friet kebab 10.9	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
44 mins	*Friet Curryworst 10.44	Time wasting
44 mins	*friet kebab 10.9	with a powerful header into the top corner
45 mins	FC Schwalbe	changed from Defensive to Attacking
45 mins	FC Schwalbe	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
56 mins	*friet kebab 10.9	with a brave flying header
58 mins	Player Name 69346	Fighting with fans
62 mins	.Robin Viandel 10.37	with a powerful header into the top corner
69 mins	*friet kebab 10.9	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
75 mins	*Friet berepoot 10.12	from a goal kick
81 mins	*Friet Bitterbal 10.39	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
84 mins	Player Name 69356	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
87 mins	*Friet Bitterbal 10.39	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance

Match Report

So We Play Like Girls draw a blank, once again failing to take important points from a game. They're going to have to start picking up points from somewhere if they're to avoid the drop.
We Play Like Girls are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
.Friet Sate 10.41** didn't show for FC Schwalbe because he was still recovering from a near-death experience in the night. He drank so much he thought he was going to die.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 69342 to keep goldfish.
Like a box of damp matches, the We Play Like Girls forward line is full of useless strikers.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager The Gaffer does. But 3 5 2 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"I strongly believe that the first 90 minutes are the most important," offered The Gaffer following his team's defeat."We'd do well in future to remember that."
If We Play Like Girls want to keep their shorts clean, maybe We Play Like Girls should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

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Simon Pieman

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