The Division Sun, 17 Nov 2024

	(10) 20	-	(2) 5
RJ FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Lance Lyde 3 Richard Cranium 7 Hugh Mungous 11 Sheri Cola 15, 42, 51, 70, 74, 82 Andy Gravity 19 (pen), 38 (pen), 61 (pen) Hayden Seek 24 Kent Cook 29, 33, 55, 65, 87 Leo Tarred 47, 78		Player Name 69346 14, 65 Player Name 69347 31 Player Name 69356 47, 82

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		3 5 2 Attacking
68		Possession		32
20		Shots		9
8		Fouls		9
0		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
8		Offsides		4
Use Wings		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 A.Gravity 91 2 S.Cola 81 3 S.Down 46 4 R.Cranium 80 5 L.Tarred 87 6 H.Mungous 90 7 H.Seek 79 8 M.Rohsopht 45 9 S.Cola 81 10 K.Cook 83 11 L.Lyde 45 12 R.Kleiner 0 13 M.DeLawn 0 14 A.Hassle 0 15 E.Ible 0 16 M.Skeeto 0		1 P.Name 69342 39 2 P.Name 69343 57 3 P.Name 69346 46 4 P.Name 69347 54 5 P.Name 69351 42 6 P.Name 69353 52 7 P.Name 69356 46 8 P.Name 69357 41 9 P.Name 69358 34 10 P.Name 69350 45 11 P.Name 69354 41 12 P.Name 69352 0 13 P.Name 69344 0 14 P.Name 69341 0 15 P.Name 69355 0 16 P.Name 69349 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Lance Lyde	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
7 mins		Richard Cranium	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
11 mins		Hugh Mungous	with a dink right on the goal line
14 mins		Player Name 69346	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
15 mins		Sheri Cola	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
19 mins		Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins		Hayden Seek	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
29 mins		Kent Cook	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
31 mins		Player Name 69347	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
33 mins		Kent Cook	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
38 mins		Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
42 mins		Sheri Cola	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
47 mins		Leo Tarred	with a belter from his own half
47 mins		Player Name 69356	with the bumcheek of God
51 mins		Sheri Cola	with a powerful header into the top corner
55 mins		Kent Cook	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
61 mins		Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
65 mins		Kent Cook	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
65 mins		Player Name 69346	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
70 mins		Sheri Cola	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
74 mins		Sheri Cola	with a lovely move from the right wing
78 mins		Leo Tarred	with a belter from his own half
82 mins		Sheri Cola	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
82 mins		Player Name 69356	with a lovely move from the right wing
87 mins		Kent Cook	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose

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Match Report

RJ FC scored at will in this resounding 20 - 5 drubbing of We Play Like Girls. The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. We Play Like Girls manager The Gaffer is lucky to still have a job after today's effort. RJ FC rang rings around We Play Like Girls. And they took the ball with them every time. The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Player Name 69342 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts. Don't ask We Play Like Girls's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park. The game was much applauded for the spirit in which it was played. The ref's spirit however is vodka and explains why no one was booked. The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 3 5 2 Attacking formation we're still looking for it. "Someone in this team will have to grab the ball by the horns if we're going to get anything out of this season," huffed manager The Gaffer following his side's poor showing. Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive RJ FC. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed We Play Like Girls.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Buster Jones Junior	Normal	Soft Pitch