Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(6) 9
MayFlower Town				RJ FC
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Huang Annsaw 41 Jose Frayed 56 Sam Manilla 67		Sheri Cola 6, 30, 44 Kent Cook 14 (pen) Ed Ible 21, 67 (pen) Leo Tarred 37, 60 Hayden Seek 53

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	3 6 1
30	Possession	70
4	Shots	19
13	Fouls	9
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	W.Dipoo	59
2	A.Structible	70
3	J.Strap	67
4	M.Absent	69
5	S.Manilla	69
6	B.Dwyer	65
7	P.Pantz	58
8	A.Meway	48
9	J.Frayed	86
10	H.Annsaw	69
11	F.Bisceps	70
12	D.Pipes	0
13	S.Freak	0
14	D.Pipes	0
15	A.Rudder	0
16	S.Dup	0

1	A.Hassle		83
2	L.Lyde		77
3	R.Kleiner		81
4	S.Down		46
5	L.Tarred		79
6	H.Seek		88
7	R.Cranium		79
8	M.Rohsopht	(90)	45
9	S.Cola		73
10	K.Cook		72
11	E.Ible		79
12	M.Skeeto		0
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	S.Urai		0
15	A.Gravity		0
16	B.Dover		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Sheri Cola	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
14 mins	Winnie Dipoo	blasted a penalty into row z
14 mins	Kent Cook	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Ed Ible	with a dink right on the goal line
28 mins	Winnie Dipoo	scuffed a penalty
30 mins	Sheri Cola	with a great solo effort
37 mins	Leo Tarred	with a strike from the left wing
41 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a header from the penalty area
44 mins	Sheri Cola	with a great chip from the left wing
53 mins	Hayden Seek	with a powerful header into the top corner
56 mins	Jose Frayed	with the hand of God
60 mins	Leo Tarred	with a header from the penalty area
67 mins	Sam Manilla	with a dink right on the goal line
67 mins	Ed Ible	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Sheri Cola	blasted a penalty into row z
80 mins	Winnie Dipoo	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins	Mike Rohsopht	Two-footed tackle

Match Report

RJ FC came out with all guns blazing to beat MayFlower Town 9 - 3.
MayFlower Town are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
It's a good job RJ FC had so much possession because it was their ball and if they didn't they would have gone home.
MayFlower Town's keeper Winnie Dipoo couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
MayFlower Town need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
MayFlower Town look about as convinving playing in the 3 6 1 formation as they would if boss Roger Day sent them out in dresses.
Unless MayFlower Town buck their ideas up this isn't going to be their season. It's never too late to put a run together.
A win for RJ FC wasn't much of a surprise but what did you expect? A naked lady jumping out of a big cake?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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Soft Pitch