Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(11) 23
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 33176 12, 24, 37, 60, 71 Player Name 45767 49 (og) Player Name 33166 82		Player Name 45774 4, 10, 37, 53, 63, 69, 76 Player Name 45778 7, 24, 34, 50, 56, 66 Player Name 45776 13, 30, 85 Player Name 45766 16 Player Name 33166 27 (og) Player Name 45777 40, 72 Player Name 45763 46, 88 Player Name 45770 60

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 3 3
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	23
14	Fouls	10
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	8
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 33161		32
2	P.Name 33163		34
3	P.Name 33166		32
4	P.Name 33167	(90)	34
5	P.Name 33171		27
6	P.Name 33173		0
7	P.Name 33176		30
8	P.Name 33177		0
9	P.Name 33178		24
10	P.Name 33170		0
11	P.Name 33174		0
12	P.Name 33172		0
13	P.Name 33164		0
14	P.Name 33162		0
15	P.Name 33175		0
16	P.Name 33169	(90)	34

1	P.Name 45762	(90)	28
2	P.Name 45763	(90)	31
3	P.Name 45766		31
4	P.Name 45767		30
5	P.Name 45771		30
6	P.Name 45773		29
7	P.Name 45776		28
8	P.Name 45777		40
9	P.Name 45778		25
10	P.Name 45770		32
11	P.Name 45774		33
12	P.Name 45772		0
13	P.Name 45764	(90)	30
14	P.Name 45761		0
15	P.Name 45775		0
16	P.Name 45769		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 45774	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
7 mins	Player Name 45778	with the bumcheek of God
10 mins	Player Name 45774	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
12 mins	Player Name 33176	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
13 mins	Player Name 45776	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
16 mins	Player Name 45766	from a goal kick
20 mins	Player Name 45773	scuffed a penalty
24 mins	Player Name 33176	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
24 mins	Player Name 45778	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
27 mins	Player Name 33166	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
30 mins	Player Name 45776	with a great volley from 10 yards out
34 mins	Player Name 45778	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
37 mins	Player Name 33176	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
37 mins	Player Name 45774	with a dink right on the goal line
40 mins	Player Name 45777	with a belter from the halfway line
44 mins	Player Name 45773	scuffed a penalty
46 mins	Player Name 45763	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
49 mins	Player Name 45767	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
50 mins	Player Name 45778	from a throw in
53 mins	Player Name 45774	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
56 mins	Player Name 45778	from a free kick
60 mins	Player Name 33176	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
60 mins	Player Name 45770	with a great chip from the left wing
63 mins	Player Name 45774	with a strike from the left wing
66 mins	Player Name 45778	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
69 mins	Player Name 45774	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
71 mins	Player Name 33176	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
72 mins	Player Name 45777	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
76 mins	Player Name 45774	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
82 mins	Player Name 33166	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
82 mins	Player Name 45773	scuffed a penalty
85 mins	Player Name 45776	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
88 mins	Player Name 45763	with a thunderous shot from distance
90 mins	Player Name 45762	A mild concussion
90 mins	Player Name 45763	Repeated diving
90 mins	Player Name 33167	A broken arm

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were so good for their 23 - 7 win it looked like they were playing on their own. Unlike We Play Like Girls who were just playing with themselves.
Like an untended garden, the untrained We Play Like Girls have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
We Play Like Girls had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like We Play Like Girls his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 33161 is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just We Play Like Girls's forwards. They ran rings around We Play Like Girls's defence.
Player Name 33167 will miss 8 weeks after he hobbled off the pitch with a broken arm.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," We Play Like Girls boss Markus Stige claimed following the win.
The We Play Like Girls goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the We Play Like Girls defence all day long.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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Hard Pitch