Match Report

	(10) 21	-	(0) 2
Wimbledon FC				Dismal Lugubrious
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Player Name 48679 3, 16, 35, 63, 86, 90 (pen) Player Name 48676 8, 59 Player Name 48672 19, 67 Player Name 48673 23 Player Name 48678 27, 39, 54, 70 Player Name 48669 31 Bo Nessround 42 (og) Player Name 48677 47, 50, 74 Player Name 48665 79		Sheeza Freak 71, 86 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	8
10	Fouls	17
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 48661		0
2	P.Name 48665		31
3	P.Name 48669		35
4	P.Name 48668		34
5	P.Name 48667		34
6	P.Name 48674	(67)	33
7	P.Name 48672		40
8	P.Name 48673	(27)	32
9	P.Name 48676	(69)	32
10	P.Name 48677		42
11	P.Name 48679		34
12	P.Name 48666		0
13	P.Name 48678	(27)	30
14	P.Name 48662		0
15	P.Name 48675	(69)	30
16	P.Name 48663		0

1	P.Zaria		48
2	B.Nessround	(50)	46
3	A.Gravity		48
4	B.Ender		46
5	M.Absent		46
6	S.Freak		46
7	B.Early		47
8	M.Absent		0
9	M.Rohsopht		0
10	R.Cranium		0
11	R.Ingleaves		0
12	V.Veeta		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	J.Nasium		0
16	A.Tricity		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 48679	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
8 mins	Player Name 48676	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
12 mins	Player Name 48672	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Player Name 48679	from a corner
19 mins	Player Name 48672	with a great solo effort
23 mins	Player Name 48673	from a goal kick
27 mins	Player Name 48673	A mild concussion
27 mins	Player Name 48678	from a throw in
31 mins	Player Name 48669	with a dink right on the goal line
33 mins	Andy Gravity	A painful back injury
35 mins	Player Name 48679	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
39 mins	Player Name 48678	with a flick on
42 mins	Bo Nessround	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
47 mins	Player Name 48677	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
48 mins	Sheeza Freak	scuffed a penalty
50 mins	Bo Nessround	Flying a kite
50 mins	Player Name 48677	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
54 mins	Player Name 48678	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
59 mins	Player Name 48676	from a free kick
63 mins	Player Name 48679	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Player Name 48674	Squabbling
67 mins	Marcus Absent	A mild concussion
67 mins	Player Name 48672	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
69 mins	Player Name 48676	A mild concussion
70 mins	Player Name 48678	with a strike from the left wing
71 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a flick on
74 mins	Player Name 48677	with a great chip from the left wing
79 mins	Player Name 48665	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
82 mins	Player Name 48679	scuffed a penalty
86 mins	Player Name 48679	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
86 mins	Sheeza Freak	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Player Name 48679	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Dismal Lugubrious were taught a real lesson here by a rampant Wimbledon FC side. So heavy was the 21 - 2 defeat that by the end they were having trouble keeping track of score. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
When Wimbledon FC's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
It's a good job Wimbledon FC had so much possession because it was their ball and if they didn't they would have gone home.
Like an unseen episode of The Keystone Cops, chaos reigned in the Dismal Lugubrious penalty area with Bo Nessround being the unlucky player who had to watch in horror as the ball bumbled into his own net after he waved a wild leg in its direction.
Like a box of damp matches, the Dismal Lugubrious forward line is full of useless strikers.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 2 3 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Kaloyan Ivanov most of his squad are best on the bench.
Much criticised Dismal Lugubrious manager Lauren Bayly looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Wimbledon FC scored."
Wimbledon FC are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

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Terrence Frisk

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