Match Report

	(12) 24	-	(0) 1
Girthwood FC				Dismal Lugubrious
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Darius Lesgettham 4, 10, 19, 28, 43, 50, 69, 75, 88 Tyy Svet 6 Nick Ovtime 16, 59, 79 Moe Skeeto 22, 34 Stuart Young 25 Marc Sinon 31, 38 (pen), 47 Player Name 44550 53 (og), 56 (og) Telly Vision 62 Herbie Voor 72 Fletcher Bisceps 82		Sheeza Freak 63

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
68	Possession	32
24	Shots	8
9	Fouls	3
2	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	N.Clayton		48
2	T.Vision	(68)	48
3	H.Voor	(32)	48
4	M.Skeeto		48
5	S.Young		48
6	B.Cherry		48
7	T.Svet		48
8	F.Bisceps		48
9	M.Sinon	(62)	45
10	N.Ovtime		48
11	D.Lesgettham		48
12	B.Dover		0
13	B.Dwyer		0
14	H.Fire	(62)	48
15	V.Veeta		0
16	K.Opener		0

1	P.Zaria	48
2	B.Nessround	46
3	M.Absent	48
4	M.Absent	46
5	P.Name 44550	29
6	S.Freak	46
7	B.Early	47
8	M.Rohsopht	0
9	R.Cranium	0
10	R.Ingleaves	0
11	V.Veeta	0
12	M.Labor	0
13	B.Ender	0
14	A.Hassle	0
15	J.Nasium	0
16	A.Tricity	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
6 mins	Tyy Svet	with a header from the penalty area
10 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
16 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
19 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
22 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
25 mins	Stuart Young	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
28 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a spectacular bicycle kick
31 mins	Marc Sinon	with a brave flying header
32 mins	Herbie Voor	Obstruction
34 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
38 mins	Marc Sinon	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Darius Lesgettham	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a belter from the halfway line
47 mins	Marc Sinon	with the bumcheek of God
50 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a belter from his own half
53 mins	Player Name 44550	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
56 mins	Player Name 44550	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
59 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a lovely move from the right wing
62 mins	Marc Sinon	A mild concussion
62 mins	Telly Vision	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
63 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a header from the penalty area
68 mins	Telly Vision	Time wasting
68 mins	Sheeza Freak	A mild concussion
69 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a great volley from 10 yards out
72 mins	Herbie Voor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
75 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a great solo effort
79 mins	Nick Ovtime	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
82 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a great solo effort
88 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

Girthwood FC were on blazing form as they torched Dismal Lugubrious 24 - 1.
If Lauren Bayly is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
Alec Tricity must feel shame-faced that he missed today's thumping because of a birthday celebration.
An own goal by Player Name 44550 gave Dismal Lugubrious a mountain to climb. If they were actually climbing a mountain, Player Name 44550 would be carrying all the bags to make amends for his gaff.
A terrible day for Dismal Lugubrious's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Girthwood FC's Marc Sinon misses 2 weeks due to a mild concussion.
"They say a week is long time in politics," remarked manager Dismal Lugubrious manager Lauren Bayly after this defeat. "90 minutes is a long time in football. The longer it went on, the more worried I was they'd score. And look what happened."
How on earth do you stop a team like Girthwood FC on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

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