Match Report

	(14) 29	-	(1) 2
Not-So Athletic				dickiesutd
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Al Nino 3, 10 (pen), 13, 16, 19, 23, 28, 32, 35, 37, 44, 47, 50, 53, 59, 62, 66, 69, 73, 76, 79, 85, 87, 90 (pen) Lou Stooth 6 Ben Dover 25, 82 Ed Ible 40 Hugo First 56		Player Name 44297 43 Player Name 44290 71

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	Christmas Tree
62	Possession	38
29	Shots	10
7	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Nino		87
2	K.Opener		46
3	E.Ible		89
4	H.First		66
5	D.Druff		87
6	U.Daway	(62)	44
7	B.Dover		81
8	A.Structible		80
9	J.Credible		46
10	D.Tater		47
11	A.Nino		93
12	J.Frayed		0
13	C.Arm	(62) (90)	65
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	B.Ding		0

1	P.Name 44282		0
2	P.Name 44283	(62)	30
3	P.Name 44286		28
4	P.Name 44287		0
5	P.Name 44291		32
6	P.Name 44293		27
7	P.Name 44296		29
8	P.Name 44297		44
9	P.Name 44298		28
10	P.Name 44290		34
11	P.Name 44294		32
12	P.Name 44292		0
13	P.Name 44284		0
14	P.Name 44281		0
15	P.Name 44295		0
16	P.Name 44289		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Al Nino	with a spectacular bicycle kick
6 mins	Lou Stooth	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
10 mins	Al Nino	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Al Nino	with a great volley from 10 yards out
16 mins	Al Nino	with a flick on
19 mins	Al Nino	with a great volley from 10 yards out
23 mins	Al Nino	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
25 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
28 mins	Al Nino	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
32 mins	Al Nino	with a great solo effort
35 mins	Al Nino	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
37 mins	Al Nino	with a belter from the halfway line
40 mins	Ed Ible	with a belter from his own half
43 mins	Player Name 44297	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
44 mins	Al Nino	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
47 mins	Al Nino	with a strike from the left wing
50 mins	Al Nino	with a thunderous shot from distance
53 mins	Al Nino	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
56 mins	Hugo First	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
59 mins	Al Nino	with a belter from his own half
62 mins	Player Name 44283	Scrapping
62 mins	Lou Stooth	A mild concussion
62 mins	Al Nino	with a strike from the left wing
66 mins	Al Nino	with the bumcheek of God
69 mins	Al Nino	with a header from the penalty area
71 mins	Player Name 44290	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
73 mins	Al Nino	with the bumcheek of God
76 mins	Al Nino	with a brave flying header
79 mins	Al Nino	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
82 mins	Ben Dover	with a spectacular bicycle kick
85 mins	Al Nino	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
87 mins	Al Nino	from a free kick
90 mins	Carl Arm	Repeated fouling
90 mins	Al Nino	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

"29 - 2 to the Not-So Athletic" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 29 goals against dickiesutd with precious little reply.
After a good session at the Quiz night the Not-So Athletic performance was credit to manager Tomas Lally's commitment.
dickiesutd's defeat might have been a win if Player Name 44282 hadn't missed the game as a result of a Sky TV installation.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. dickiesutd's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Like a box of damp matches, the dickiesutd forward line is full of useless strikers.
The boss is meant to shape his team, dickiesutd manager Ian Rudder does. But Christmas Tree is not the best shape for them.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager Tomas Lally. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
Not-So Athletic looked dangerous with every foray into the dickiesutd half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the dickiesutd goal.

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Billy Bludgeon

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