Match Report

	(14) 27	-	(0) 1
Wolverton Rangers				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Abe Rudder 4, 9, 18, 24, 27, 32, 41, 47, 57 (pen), 64, 66, 70, 79, 82, 89 Xavier Breath 6, 76 Lee Nover 12, 21, 44, 54 Player Name 45763 30 (og) Jose Frayed 35, 60, 86 Lee Nover 38, 73 (pen)		Player Name 45777 76

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 3 3
62	Possession	38
27	Shots	9
6	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
9	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	R.Sance		86
2	S.Pull		83
3	H.Seek		84
4	X.Breath		81
5	L.Nover		81
6	W.Dipoo		44
7	R.Cranium	(59)	89
8	B.Dover		78
9	J.Frayed		90
10	L.Nover	(64)	44
11	A.Rudder		77
12	L.Briccant	(64)	52
13	S.Freak		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	V.Tire		0

1	P.Name 45762		28
2	P.Name 45763	(59,64)	31
3	P.Name 45766	(31)	31
4	P.Name 45767		0
5	P.Name 45771		30
6	P.Name 45773		29
7	P.Name 45776		0
8	P.Name 45777		40
9	P.Name 45778		25
10	P.Name 45770		32
11	P.Name 45774		33
12	P.Name 45772		0
13	P.Name 45764		0
14	P.Name 45761		0
15	P.Name 45775		0
16	P.Name 45769		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Abe Rudder	with a header from the penalty area
6 mins	Xavier Breath	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
9 mins	Abe Rudder	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
12 mins	Lee Nover	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
15 mins	Abe Rudder	scuffed a penalty
18 mins	Abe Rudder	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
21 mins	Lee Nover	with a flick on
24 mins	Abe Rudder	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
27 mins	Abe Rudder	with the bumcheek of God
30 mins	Player Name 45763	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
31 mins	Player Name 45766	Squabbling
32 mins	Abe Rudder	with a header from the penalty area
35 mins	Jose Frayed	from a free kick
38 mins	Lee Nover	with a belter from the halfway line
41 mins	Abe Rudder	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
44 mins	Lee Nover	from a goal kick
47 mins	Abe Rudder	with a belter from his own half
50 mins	Jose Frayed	scuffed a penalty
54 mins	Lee Nover	from the dressing room
57 mins	Abe Rudder	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Richard Cranium	Head butting
59 mins	Player Name 45763	Head butting
60 mins	Jose Frayed	with a lovely move from the right wing
64 mins	Player Name 45763	Spitting
64 mins	Lee Nover	A broken thumb
64 mins	Abe Rudder	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
66 mins	Abe Rudder	with a strike from the left wing
70 mins	Abe Rudder	with a flick on
73 mins	Lee Nover	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Xavier Breath	with a powerful header into the top corner
76 mins	Player Name 45777	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
79 mins	Abe Rudder	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
82 mins	Abe Rudder	from a goal kick
86 mins	Jose Frayed	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
89 mins	Abe Rudder	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

You have to be extraordinarily bad to conceded 27 in 90 minutes. It's quite a feat when you think about it. We Play Like Girls are going to be pondering on this one-side 27 - 1 massacre at the hands of Wolverton Rangers for sometime to come.
Markus Stige needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
As they slipped to this defeat We Play Like Girls could have done with Player Name 45769 turning up. His no show was due to time of the month.
We Play Like Girls keeper Player Name 45762 was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
After today Markus Stige cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Richard Cranium and Player Name 45763 were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
There are less suitable formations for Wolverton Rangers's squad than 5 3 2, but Faldini Faldo would be advised to ignore those too.
"The thing about this game," offered boss Markus Stige, "is even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried. Judging by that performance, we brought our own spades."
We Play Like Girls call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

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